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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

Dave decided to look up an old girlfriend.

02/01/22 20:36:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

The people inside pantomime horses rehearse harder than you might think.

02/01/22 20:54:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

Every morning Dave did his exercises at the crack of Dawn.

02/01/22 20:45:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

"So, anti vaxxer, where are you getting your information from?..."

02/01/22 20:18:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

"I'm afraid the x-ray machine is broken but I can confirm it's twins."

02/01/22 20:08:13

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X-rays with a fetus? Thank f*ck the x-ray machine is broken  --Mr Dome
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

Here at the retreat we encourage you to get in touch with your own inner self Dave, not other people's

02/01/22 20:26:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

The man in the moon.

02/01/22 20:01:36

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

I'm really having trouble keeping up with The Human Centipede franchise.

02/01/22 20:28:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

New Year's resolutions:
1. Caption less
2. Take up yoga

02/01/22 20:15:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

Bottom feeder

02/01/22 20:01:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

And that is why we put down mats when the grass is slippery when playing leapfrog.

02/01/22 20:17:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1598alexandra ball

Well it makes a change from his head being up his own arse.

02/01/22 20:00:46

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

"Dave, you need to face reality and stop burying your head in the Sandra"

02/01/22 21:17:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“When I said I wanted to get ripped in 2022...”

02/01/22 20:56:55

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

"Surely I can escape Boris Johnson up he- nope, there he is."

02/01/22 20:40:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

Luckily for Tom, Sheila is here because of her weak pelvic floor.

02/01/22 20:19:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16790Vanessa the Guesser

Convicted ex-gynaecologist Dave said he was going back in for a long stretch.

02/01/22 20:17:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

It certainly wasn't conventional but Dave was bloody efficient when it came to pushing haemorrhoids back in.

02/01/22 20:10:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

"Bloody hell mum I know you said a breech birth is difficult but at least try and push my head out."

02/01/22 20:05:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords

My yoga class has some of the biggest arseholes.

02/01/22 20:00:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

Butt head

02/01/22 20:00:11

 
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