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When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist.
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The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist.

28/11/21 12:08:03

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Time for a shart exit? --Karyn Harrison
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

All it took was a quick glimpse up the hill for Trevor to realise that he hadn't applied the handbrake properly.

28/11/21 12:00:16

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20230John Llamas

The warm air passing over his left hand was concerning but also strangely comfortable.

28/11/21 12:02:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9019Al Overy

"Thank goodness we never heard any more from your ex-partner, Treebeard. God, he was an annoying idiot... He's right behind us isn't he?"

28/11/21 16:18:00

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6264Tosser Wivlov

Quickly quickly, that family's finished swimming and are looking for their clothes.

28/11/21 17:15:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

That awkward moment when you're out taking a family photo prior to getting straight on a train for a business trip, and you remember that the red thong you've been secretly wearing whilst drunkenly masturbating is still in the dishwasher.

28/11/21 12:19:40

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This sounds like it might be a true story caption author... --Stephen Bean
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5818Lucky Elperro

The moment you realise you're wearing your special weekend trousers with the bum cheeks cut out.

28/11/21 12:18:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16543Vanessa the Guesser

Dave suddenly spotted his mistress approaching, pushing a pram.

28/11/21 12:01:57

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

"That kangaroo cloud. It's coming for us. It's coming for all of us."
"It's not, dear. Now smile for the camera."

But I knew.

28/11/21 12:34:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''That cow hasn't got any udders!''

28/11/21 12:07:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

"Sir, will you and your son piss off? I'm trying to have a nice photo with my two children."

28/11/21 12:28:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

"Pssst, Dave. I know you've been shagging your secretary. That's why I smeared Winalot in your underwear this morning. Hey, look at that hungry Rottweiler..."

28/11/21 12:47:15

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1361Glad You Remember

"What if they know just how many of my captions on Captions.Me have zero votes? WHAT IF THEY KNOW???"

28/11/21 12:32:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry, Bill. I thought you knew I'm transgender.''

28/11/21 12:24:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3351Willie Johnson

anon suddenly realizes he and his family could be the subjects of the next captions for this picture

28/11/21 19:58:58

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 764Barrie Bullock

Adams family holiday snap.

28/11/21 14:00:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 19185Mark England

"Ah look, Daddy. There's a big bear running towards us"

28/11/21 13:20:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4001Mark Wilson

Excuse me I'm the Health & Safety manager, nobody allowed within 50 feet of the lake unless you have a copy of your swimming level 1 certificate

28/11/21 13:06:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8898Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't want any of you little bastards making any funny faces, you understand me?"

28/11/21 12:03:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 3188Molly R

The Browns.

28/11/21 12:00:23

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Simple, but good --Mr Dome
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