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Word had got around the charity dating auction that Ann Widdecombe was planning to bid for someone tall.
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

Word had got around the charity dating auction that Ann Widdecombe was planning to bid for someone tall.

10/11/21 20:25:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34791Tony Edwards

Number 77 is the odd man out.

10/11/21 20:49:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

Quite remarkably Chris Beech reveals the final top scores for this week with Al Overy in first place, Dave Bryan at second followed by Ian Skelding and Crunchy Chords fourth. This being as a consequence to Stephen Bean being disqualified for constantly fu*king winning.

10/11/21 21:28:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

"Where the hell is 75??"
- "In the toilet doing a number 2"

10/11/21 20:04:56

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And I'm sure we don't want to know where 69 is. --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5813Lucky Elperro

After four days of assessments at COP26 those delegates with the highest IQs proudly display their scores.

10/11/21 21:34:46

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They're hoping to lower their IQs by 2030 as an increase in carbon emissions is predicted to effect brain functions.  --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4327Scrijjy Doo

World Constipation Semi-finals

10/11/21 20:47:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4327Scrijjy Doo

Men's Competitive Downhill Bowel Racing

10/11/21 20:29:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3994Mark Wilson

And the bonus ball...

11/11/21 8:33:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26653Ian Skelding

House!"

10/11/21 20:37:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

The finale at this year's Clarins awards was when their true ages were revealed.

10/11/21 20:54:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

Who was the genius who thought of mixing bingo, stage hypnotism and musical chairs?

10/11/21 20:38:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6590Karyn Harrison

Number 78 is a fine figure of a man.

10/11/21 20:32:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

In the sixties trainee jockeys were known as Kneesy Riders

10/11/21 20:24:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

Strictly Bum Dancing

10/11/21 20:19:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

Butlin's Skegness 1956 - Final of the Knobbly Knees Contest

10/11/21 20:02:59

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77 was robbed... --James Lennox
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5410Crunchy Chords

Entrants take their places for Round Eight of the Cossack Dance Competition.

10/11/21 20:00:32

 
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