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''I bought these plants from here six months ago and none of them have grown more than a centimetre. What can I do?''''Try leaving some heroin next to them before you go to bed.''''How could that possibly help?''''They may shoot up during the night.''
23/01/22 12:06:55
"When I said I wanted a tub of Roses..."
23/01/22 12:00:46
"Buzy Lizzy?""Busier than this lazy b*stard, yeah!"
23/01/22 17:20:12
"D'yall sell hoes here, Cletus?""Well, no, but Jolene'll do just about most things for a bag of doughnuts."
23/01/22 16:51:02
“Hey Janet. Thought you said you were gonna hang that awkward basket yesterday?” “Changed my mind. Gonna shoot him instead.”
23/01/22 12:08:47
“I’ve got osteospermum, perennials, coleus and cineraria.”“Bloody hell, shouldn’t you go and see a Doctor about that?”
23/01/22 13:02:07
Yes we're a small operation, but we're growing.
23/01/22 18:07:15
Yanks. If they're not shooting each other they're arranging flowers.
23/01/22 15:26:58
"Hey, my name is Herb, how d'ya guess?"
23/01/22 19:52:57
"Stay seated Harry. Smells like you've soiled yourself."
23/01/22 18:02:46
Burt wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box, but looking through the photo album he realised Martha was always stood up rather than sat in the chair. He decided he needed to get a wider chair that her arse would fit on.
23/01/22 12:21:06
"Come on in now folks, Brenda's bush is quite a sight this time of year.
23/01/22 12:19:57
The SWAT team raided. In their defence, the owners claimed that anything they found was a plant.
23/01/22 12:10:31
"Get a bloom!"
23/01/22 12:06:51
Have the guns been photoshopped out?
23/01/22 19:54:11
There's nothing funny about this picture. You can barely see the cat.
23/01/22 15:24:21
The fuschia's bright
23/01/22 13:20:21
"I bet you regret buying shorts in that colour now, don't you? Fancy forgetting your TENA Lady."
23/01/22 12:24:58
''It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.''''Why are you rambling like a lunatic, Madge?''''I'm saying 'it' with flowers.''
23/01/22 12:21:13
"He's a grower, not a shower."
23/01/22 12:03:09
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