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You bears look tired and depressed.  Theres three of us living in a one room council flat, kid. Believe me, lifes no picnic.
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''You bears look tired and depressed.''

''There's three of us living in a one room council flat, kid. Believe me, life's no picnic.''

new entrySat 8:08:20

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Concrete. That's a different kind of sh!t. --Willie Johnson

"Well, kid, where did you think little teddy bears came from?"

new entrySat 8:01:02

 

I wouldn't have shagged her if I hadn't been blind drunk.

new entrySat 8:01:47

 

"It's no good asking Daddy Bear to play first thing in the morning, he's like a bear with a sore head."

new entrySat 10:34:07

 

"Sorry kid, I'm too tired to play. I've been stuffing the wife all night."

new entrySat 10:15:04

 

"Is it in yet?"
,"Is what in and in where?"

new entrySat 9:26:10

 

"Kid, look in the sewing box for a couple of brown buttons please."

new entrySat 9:18:18

 

Is that an Afghan rug?

new entrySat 22:58:50

 

"Who's the daddy, who's the daddy, I'm gonna give you a right good stuffing"
"Samuel what are you doing?"
"Just playing like daddy and aunty Mandy do when you've gone to bingo"

new entrySat 17:04:55

 

"That bed doesn't look just right"

"It's just right for me, I'm so tired"

new entrySat 11:50:15

 

"If Mummy Bear doesn't want to have sex you are just going to have to grin and bear it."

new entrySat 10:09:33

 

"Of course she's your mum kid. She's got childbearing hips."

new entrySat 10:04:57

 

Beddy bears

new entrySat 9:57:25

 

Adopted.

new entrySat 9:46:33

 

"Daddy, how come little Teddy doesn't look like me?"

new entrySat 9:20:18

 

Believe me kid, when you grow up you don't want to be a teddy bear. Let's just say your sex life will be a whole lot better than mine.

new entrySat 9:08:11

 

''Is Mummy Bear not a real bear but another animal?''

''What makes you say that, kid?''

''You told the postman she was a lazy f-cking cow.''

new entrySat 8:53:30

 

I've woken up to urs.

new entrySat 8:49:14

 

“Son, go back to bed. Mommy is grisly if she’s woken up early.”

new entrySat 8:38:50

 

No more baby sitting your niece at the weekend....Am sick of dressing up in these friggin costumes, just so we can have a bit."

new entrySat 8:34:59

 

“Honey, get out of the kids bed.”

new entrySat 8:34:36

 

“Are you my daddy?”

new entrySat 8:30:01

 

Teddy Snoozepelt

new entrySat 8:18:49

 

Ok I give up where's dad hiding?

(Nod to Sat 20:06:10)

new entrySat 8:16:47

 

"Listen up kid, and I'll explain what 'Not tonight, honey, I'm stuffed' really means."

new entrySat 8:15:16

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"Do you have an older sister named Goldilocks?"

new entrySat 8:03:15

 
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