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Before I answer any more questions I want a lawyer.  Why?  Im hungry.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 22016Dave Bryan

''Before I answer any more questions I want a lawyer.''

''Why?''

''I'm hungry.''

07/09/21 20:52:22

Depends who will eat who first. Sharks eat leopards.  --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 13242Al Overy

"What makes you think I was speeding, Officer?"

"Well, to start with, you're covered in squashed flies!"

07/09/21 20:00:21

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28791Ian Skelding

"I'm going to take you to the Zoo."
"That's very kind of you Officer but I would prefer you to take me to the Cinema."

07/09/21 20:25:45

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22016Dave Bryan

''Don't bother denying it. You were spotted.''

07/09/21 20:04:02

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6214Lucky Elperro

"but I've been urinating in public for years"

07/09/21 23:56:11

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22016Dave Bryan

Tues, 7th September: Got arrested for speeding.

BIG CAT DIARY

07/09/21 20:27:05

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22016Dave Bryan

''I'm not surprised they took you off the beat and put you on traffic, Dibble.''

07/09/21 20:11:07

Vivvy En Vote score: 10191Vivvy En

"So that's 8 antelope steaks, 6 wildebeest steaks and 2 zebra legs...and we expect a quick delivery."

07/09/21 20:45:21

Vivvy En Vote score: 10191Vivvy En

"Sixty in a 30mph zone - so what have you got to say? Eh? Cat got your tongue?"

07/09/21 20:00:53

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6344Crunchy Chords

"Hello hello hello, what's this then? No headlights... fifty quid. No tail lights... fifty quid. No turn indicators... fifty quid."
(Paarp)
"No silencer... fifty quid...."

07/09/21 20:05:36

Glyn Evans Vote score: 10001Glyn Evans

"License please sir"

07/09/21 20:00:19

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18197Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry Sir, but you're a liar and a cheetah.."

07/09/21 20:00:15

"That's rich coming from you...Firstly, you're employed by a body known for it's Smoke and Mirror tactics which is why you sign a document not reveal the Magician's code and secondly, I was racing against YOU!" --Glyn Evans
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