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"A Chimp is flying this plane." "Surely you cant be serious." "I am serious, and dont call me Sho Li."
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

"A Chimp is flying this plane."
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Sho Li."

03/09/21 21:19:29

 
stone face Vote score: 10013stone face

Panda..." How come you booked me on this plane."

Handler..."Because it's a Virgin flight."

Panda..."Rub it in, why don't ya...Bastard."

03/09/21 20:29:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21856Troompa Loompa

After nearly a 2 year hiatus, flights from Edinburgh to Wuhan are back on.

03/09/21 20:11:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8234Vivvy En

"Dave, tell them behind they'll find out who's a martial arts expert if they don't stop kicking my fooking chair."

03/09/21 20:37:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6305Karyn Harrison

"I flew Qantas the other week. Full of koalas!"

03/09/21 20:16:03

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15971Vanessa the Guesser

Eats shoots and leaves. Anon can stick the comma.

03/09/21 20:06:45

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That's possibly Boy George ... The comma, comma comedian. --John Glover
Al Overy Vote score: 7684Al Overy

"I don't think we need to worry, Chi Chi. Google says it's quite normal for pandas to struggle getting pregnant and anyway we've only been married two weeks."

03/09/21 20:00:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22009John Glover

"Oh,shit, the spy I was supposed to help escape was CODE NAMED 'Panda'."

03/09/21 20:38:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5095Crunchy Chords

"Let's see what the inflight entertainment is… ooh, how about Kung Fu Panda?"
"It's bollocks. Humans are always trying to anthropomorphise us."

03/09/21 20:02:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8656Hercules Rockefeller

Panda Am

03/09/21 20:01:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5095Crunchy Chords

Kung Flew Panda

03/09/21 20:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 18732Stephen Bean

Aer Ling Ling us

03/09/21 20:00:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

"I wonder what the in-flight film is?...Kung fu Pa...oh FFS!".

04/09/21 0:00:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4031Scrijjy Doo

Panda Express

03/09/21 22:32:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit bamboo shoots."

03/09/21 21:43:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

"We need to land and get you to the Vets."
"The Vets? What is it?"
"It says here you're probably frigid."

03/09/21 21:42:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3680Mark Wilson

"Hi Mum my bride from China is a bit on the cuddly side but I think you'll like her"

03/09/21 21:05:42

 
stone face Vote score: 10013stone face

"It's hard you know. When I get back home, there she'll be, in the cage. Looking all sexy, on heat, and when I make a move, she goes all cold, snubs me, won't let me near her."

"Oh stop bleedin moaning Chan, I've gotta eat bamboo for a friggin living."

03/09/21 20:41:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6305Karyn Harrison

A bear in the air.

03/09/21 20:20:17

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FYI: Pandas are not really bears, they are in a different genus and subfaAAAAAAAAGHmily. --Willie Johnson
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