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Whats the matter, officer?  Im going to have to book you..........for my kids birthday party.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

''What's the matter, officer?''

''I'm going to have to book you..........for my kid's birthday party.''

Fri 20:31:32

 
stone face Vote score: 9862stone face

An oversized pigeon, a unicorn, a large cockatoo and a big tit at the wheel.

Fri 20:07:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Oi mate, which bird is your favourite?"

"The white one. Sure, she's got a face like a horse, but she's always horny."

Fri 22:33:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"..then as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared"

Fri 20:17:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

Minigerie

Fri 21:09:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Austintatious

Fri 20:19:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

"Maybe we should have bought that old witch's heather at the traffic lights, guys..."

Fri 20:38:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Are you related to Captain Jack Sparrow?

Sat 8:55:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21543Troompa Loompa

"2 is enough, we don't have room for any more Hitchcockhikers."

Sat 0:38:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2962Willie Johnson

"Say, isn't that Mary Hinge?"
"Yes, but she's already got her own ride."

Fri 20:54:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

"Gulp. What do you mean?! Throttle..?"

Fri 20:06:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"That's your best one yet, Bernie Clifton"

Fri 20:04:38

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 725Generic RedHead

"Don't speed!" said the passenger in the back. I guess that's the cardinal rule.

Sat 22:10:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"Actually, we got a call saying you 'walked into a bar'..."

Sat 3:57:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ With unicorn, the skipper too, the cardinal, and his wife...♫ ♬

Fri 23:49:59

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

25 years later, Hugh Grant, cruising down Sunset Boulevard appears not to have learned his lesson.

Fri 21:40:25

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

Well... see, there were only three wishes to be granted, and Greg draw the short straw.

Fri 21:35:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34340Tony Edwards

Village People

Fri 21:03:43

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2908GeeDee

Dave wait, you forgot to pppppick up a penguin

Fri 20:41:22

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 639Nina Dutton

Offal and a gentleman.

Fri 20:40:04

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What an offal thing to say. --Willie Johnson
Nina Dutton Vote score: 639Nina Dutton

“Who’s a pretty boy then?”

Fri 20:33:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

"Excuse me, Noah is driving us to his ark and needs to find us all a lady friend. I don't suppose you've seen a female unicorn recently?"

Fri 20:12:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

"We're trying to convert jay walkers."

Fri 20:10:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Cluck, Chick every trip"

Fri 20:09:49

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

Mini beasts.

Fri 20:03:39

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1338alexandra ball

Just taking my chicks to a yacht party.

Fri 20:01:58

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

Chicken Coupe

Fri 20:01:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

We iz in a gang for realz, alwayz stick with your familiarz

Fri 20:00:32

 
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