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The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

That awful moment when you watch your wife getting run over by a Land rover.

15/07/21 20:24:46

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Frankenstein's Hamster

15/07/21 20:42:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Hi, my name is Dave. My interests include musical theatre and taxidermy."

15/07/21 20:10:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy........''

15/07/21 20:07:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

"Begone, evil Attenborough!"

15/07/21 20:00:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"Oh no! Please no! That caption has already been used."

16/07/21 7:03:46

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

What time is your picture on Caption Me?
Eight pm.

15/07/21 23:28:05

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Stay away you covid infested people, I'm endangered."

15/07/21 20:10:33

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

Ironically, the last thing that Tufty ever saw was approaching headlights.

15/07/21 20:02:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Mission Impossible: Doing housework after you've painted your nails.

15/07/21 20:19:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Geoff stood on Hadrian's Wall kindly warning those thinking of travelling south.

15/07/21 20:04:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

And so sadly red squirrels became extinct - just like that.

15/07/21 20:00:35

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

"What the hell are you doing Mr Squirrel?"

"Nuttin'"

15/07/21 21:21:31

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

DreamWorks follow up to Kung Fu Panda wasn't as successful as the original. Meet Karate Squirrel

15/07/21 20:12:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"What are you doing Tufty?"

"I'm using the force to fend off those grey squirrels with their light sabers."

15/07/21 20:11:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"You said we would play Charades OR take LSD!"

15/07/21 20:05:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"How many defensive players did Southgate play the in the Euros Final?"

15/07/21 20:02:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

You... shall... not... pass!!!

16/07/21 5:16:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Bugger, they've repaired the window to the shed."

16/07/21 1:58:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

A reincarnated Neil Kinnock

15/07/21 23:16:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"All together now, 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..It's coming home.... WHAT! "

15/07/21 22:38:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"Look at him: He's got jazz hands."

15/07/21 22:29:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

" 'Reversio', oh shit, I've messed up again Harry, I'm still a bloody squirrel." bemoaned Ron Weasley.

15/07/21 22:28:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

I'll never forget 'Tales from Acorn Wood' in sign language.

15/07/21 22:18:44

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"No, you fool. It's clockwise."

15/07/21 21:50:42

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

That awful moment when a storm starts and you realise you're superglued to the window.

15/07/21 21:46:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Raheem Squirreling practicing his diving.

15/07/21 21:45:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

🎵 I believe I can fly... 🎵

15/07/21 21:42:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Red Squirrel Theatre Presents: 'Titanic'.

15/07/21 21:07:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

'Symptoms include swelling and loss of hair around the snout, lips, eyelids, ears, and a compulsive tendency towards making Jazz Hands.'

15/07/21 21:03:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"NEXT! Honestly, I can't take much more of this- just ring Ian McKellern and give him the role of Gandalf."

15/07/21 20:58:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Bitten by a radioactive mime..."

15/07/21 20:55:36

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

Reincarnation of Andre Previn found in Hyde Park.

15/07/21 20:50:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

Children can be so cruel. Tufty went to a mainstream school until the kids started calling him 4 finger bollock hands

15/07/21 20:47:07

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5832Paul Reeve

When Moon Walks go wrong.

15/07/21 20:46:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Ernest Mangeley

15/07/21 20:39:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

"PRAISE CHEESUS!"

15/07/21 20:38:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Although the strings were invisible to the naked eye, this was clearly the evil puppet master controlling Nicola Sturgeon.

15/07/21 20:35:18

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5414Chris Halliwell

May the Horse Chestnut be with you.

15/07/21 20:25:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

"Let me love you!"

15/07/21 20:23:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

🎵 Hey Macarena 🎵

15/07/21 20:11:07

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

It's always amusing playing catch with the local wildlife.

15/07/21 20:10:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"You want eight sugars in your tea? Alright Dave, but you should really think about diabetes"

15/07/21 20:07:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

"Gimme your nuts."

15/07/21 20:04:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

And just like that the squirrel with no tale was ambushed and eaten by Wesley Snipes during the filming of Demolition Man.

15/07/21 20:04:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Nut of the Living Dead

15/07/21 20:03:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

Die Hard - The Squirrels Cut

15/07/21 20:03:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The Invisible Man persuades Tufty to give him a blow job by letting him hold his nuts.

15/07/21 20:02:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

It's amazing what happens when you give a squirrel a can of Stella, and then show it a picture of Holly Willoughby.

15/07/21 20:00:18

 
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