That awful moment when you watch your wife getting run over by a Land rover.

15/07/21 20:24:46

Frankenstein's Hamster

15/07/21 20:42:00

"Hi, my name is Dave. My interests include musical theatre and taxidermy."

15/07/21 20:10:38

''Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy........''

15/07/21 20:07:33

"Begone, evil Attenborough!"

15/07/21 20:00:10

"Oh no! Please no! That caption has already been used."

16/07/21 7:03:46

What time is your picture on Caption Me?
Eight pm.

15/07/21 23:28:05

"Stay away you covid infested people, I'm endangered."

15/07/21 20:10:33

Ironically, the last thing that Tufty ever saw was approaching headlights.

15/07/21 20:02:26

Mission Impossible: Doing housework after you've painted your nails.

15/07/21 20:19:17

Geoff stood on Hadrian's Wall kindly warning those thinking of travelling south.

15/07/21 20:04:26

And so sadly red squirrels became extinct - just like that.

15/07/21 20:00:35

"What the hell are you doing Mr Squirrel?"

"Nuttin'"

15/07/21 21:21:31

DreamWorks follow up to Kung Fu Panda wasn't as successful as the original. Meet Karate Squirrel

15/07/21 20:12:17

"What are you doing Tufty?"

"I'm using the force to fend off those grey squirrels with their light sabers."

15/07/21 20:11:39

"You said we would play Charades OR take LSD!"

15/07/21 20:05:24

"How many defensive players did Southgate play the in the Euros Final?"

15/07/21 20:02:14

You... shall... not... pass!!!

16/07/21 5:16:12

"Bugger, they've repaired the window to the shed."

16/07/21 1:58:08

A reincarnated Neil Kinnock

15/07/21 23:16:24

"All together now, 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..It's coming home.... WHAT! "

15/07/21 22:38:08

"Look at him: He's got jazz hands."

15/07/21 22:29:02

" 'Reversio', oh shit, I've messed up again Harry, I'm still a bloody squirrel." bemoaned Ron Weasley.

15/07/21 22:28:25

I'll never forget 'Tales from Acorn Wood' in sign language.

15/07/21 22:18:44

"No, you fool. It's clockwise."

15/07/21 21:50:42

That awful moment when a storm starts and you realise you're superglued to the window.

15/07/21 21:46:32

Raheem Squirreling practicing his diving.

15/07/21 21:45:49

🎵 I believe I can fly... 🎵

15/07/21 21:42:32

Red Squirrel Theatre Presents: 'Titanic'.

15/07/21 21:07:00

'Symptoms include swelling and loss of hair around the snout, lips, eyelids, ears, and a compulsive tendency towards making Jazz Hands.'

15/07/21 21:03:46

"NEXT! Honestly, I can't take much more of this- just ring Ian McKellern and give him the role of Gandalf."

15/07/21 20:58:52

"Bitten by a radioactive mime..."

15/07/21 20:55:36

Reincarnation of Andre Previn found in Hyde Park.

15/07/21 20:50:01

Children can be so cruel. Tufty went to a mainstream school until the kids started calling him 4 finger bollock hands

15/07/21 20:47:07

When Moon Walks go wrong.

15/07/21 20:46:04

Ernest Mangeley

15/07/21 20:39:31

"PRAISE CHEESUS!"

15/07/21 20:38:47

Although the strings were invisible to the naked eye, this was clearly the evil puppet master controlling Nicola Sturgeon.

15/07/21 20:35:18

May the Horse Chestnut be with you.

15/07/21 20:25:05

"Let me love you!"

15/07/21 20:23:20

🎵 Hey Macarena 🎵

15/07/21 20:11:07

It's always amusing playing catch with the local wildlife.

15/07/21 20:10:57

"You want eight sugars in your tea? Alright Dave, but you should really think about diabetes"

15/07/21 20:07:36

"Gimme your nuts."

15/07/21 20:04:43

And just like that the squirrel with no tale was ambushed and eaten by Wesley Snipes during the filming of Demolition Man.

15/07/21 20:04:32

Nut of the Living Dead

15/07/21 20:03:52

Die Hard - The Squirrels Cut

15/07/21 20:03:20

The Invisible Man persuades Tufty to give him a blow job by letting him hold his nuts.

15/07/21 20:02:34

It's amazing what happens when you give a squirrel a can of Stella, and then show it a picture of Holly Willoughby.

15/07/21 20:00:18