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"Ive found your teeth Nan. Next time just let go of the chip."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I've found your teeth Nan. Next time just let go of the chip."

10/07/21 12:00:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Where's Grandad?"

"Don't know. He said he was going to have a wash after spilling that salt and vinegar all over himself, and that he'd meet us on this bench"

10/07/21 12:28:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Haha, you didn't get my thauthage though did you, you bathtard. Oh thit, where are my teeth?"

10/07/21 12:23:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

Having a bite to eat

10/07/21 12:35:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

Fed up to the teeth.

10/07/21 13:14:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

In a worrying trend more young gulls are having cosmetic procedures. Jonathan L Seagull IV commented: "Humans seem to hate us nowadays. We just want to give them a big smile before we share their food."

10/07/21 13:12:00

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

It's a sad sight at Eastbourne seafront as another bird is disabled by discarded gum.

10/07/21 13:00:13

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That super adhesive is insidious, isn't it? --Willie Johnson
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Now to get rid of the dental identification evidence..."

10/07/21 12:11:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

In general, It's good manners to close your mouth when you're eating. But it's even more important when you're eating chips at the seaside.

10/07/21 12:00:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''Why have you picked up a set of false teeth?''

''I thought there was a chip in one of them.''

10/07/21 12:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Mr Invisible Man, you forgot to take your false teeth out. People can see you trying to eat that Seagull"

10/07/21 12:08:34

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

So some Segal's do have teeth ?

11/07/21 23:37:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

He usually charges one chip per extraction, but for this many it will have to be a tray full.

10/07/21 19:42:50

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5832Paul Reeve

"Dave when you say your having teething problems with your new racing pigeon, has it not dawned on you that it's not a fucking pigeon"?

10/07/21 12:48:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"I see he's managed to get into a KFC bucket meal."

10/07/21 12:41:27

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Good teeth for an old bird

10/07/21 12:40:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Mandible Peckter

10/07/21 12:40:44

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Natterjack

10/07/21 12:40:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"Should've gone to Pecksavers."

10/07/21 12:32:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"Mmmm, peanut brittle."

10/07/21 12:31:51

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

I can't remember if my girlfriend is an ornithologist or an orthodontist so I got her this to play safe.

10/07/21 12:25:50

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Hello an owl delivered me some false teeth by mistake do you have a department for re-terns?"

10/07/21 12:19:06

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Yummy. I can taste fish, chips and mushy peas."

10/07/21 12:14:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Tooth or Dare

10/07/21 12:13:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

The Nemesis of Storks Everywhere.

10/07/21 12:10:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

No one complained about us sharing dentures at the care home until it was my tern with them.

10/07/21 12:10:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"You really shouldn't be giving those birds any gum."

10/07/21 12:10:09

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Mexican stand off.
"You can't eat that chip without your dentures, I can't eat that chip unless I put down your dentures."

10/07/21 12:08:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..

10/07/21 12:08:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''The teeth are quite tasty but I don't like the filling.''

10/07/21 12:07:26

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Seagulls going to drastic measures to get eating people's chips.

10/07/21 12:05:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Fish and chops

10/07/21 12:02:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

I think Nan's had a funny tern.

10/07/21 12:01:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Next on BBC1 - Enamel Rescue.

10/07/21 12:00:10

 
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