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It wasnt Clark Kent kissing Lois Lane that shocked the children. It was the snapping sound as he accidentally broke her spine.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

It wasn't Clark Kent kissing Lois Lane that shocked the children. It was the snapping sound as he accidentally broke her spine.

13/07/21 8:02:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

The Three Wise Children:

''Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.''

13/07/21 8:05:23

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Life lesson: Ignore this advice. Do all three, it's much more fun, but it depends on what is defined as "evil". People don't seem to realise that they create these taboos in the first place when they're repressive like this, or maybe that's ... --Glyn Evans
Nina Dutton Vote score: 638Nina Dutton

"Mommy, is the Vicar supposed to that?"

13/07/21 8:00:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

For the wedding she'd bent over backwards a lot to accommodate her groom and later she'd be bent over forwards doing the same

13/07/21 9:02:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

"But Mummy, his Covid test was positive this morning."

13/07/21 8:45:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Are you guys done yet? We want some cake!"

13/07/21 8:14:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Dave. I know you love me and I'm obviously glad you like the dress, but can you get your hand out of my knickers please?"

13/07/21 8:56:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''That's the second time he's kissed her.''

BRIDE'S HEAD REVISITED

13/07/21 8:44:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Do not fold spindle or mutilate...
Ok, two out of three's not too bad.

14/07/21 2:26:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

The bride and groom hadn't shocked them, it was the priest snogging the best man.
(nod to 8.oo.090

13/07/21 11:07:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

The Bride and Groom certainly seemed to be enjoying the day. But the bridesmaid was knackered, the page boy was bored and was reenacting scenes from Home Alone, and the best man still couldn't believe he'd shagged the fat maid of honour the night before.

13/07/21 8:47:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

It was just another normal day for Sandra the serial snogger. Stick the wedding dress on, check outside the church to make sure the bride hasn't arrived, quick spray of Dove around the sexy bits and get on that Groom. Yes, she loved being a wedding planner.

13/07/21 8:29:46

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

"Why is the Best Man kissing the Bride like that?"

13/07/21 8:28:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''I said 'you may kiss the bride'. If you're hungry, you'll have to wait for the reception.''

13/07/21 8:18:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

"I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Levi Tate".

13/07/21 22:10:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Oh no, mad auntie Flo' is getting her tits out again."

13/07/21 11:20:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Thumb thing got in the way!

13/07/21 10:27:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"She's done with 'toys', kids."

13/07/21 9:55:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Snog Marry Annoyed?

13/07/21 9:48:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

"You may kiss the bride"

"I meant the groom, not father of the bride"

13/07/21 9:39:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Altared images

13/07/21 9:19:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"AHHHH! Edvard's munching the bride."

13/07/21 8:52:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

I now pronounce you Man and Wife. You can molest the Bride.

13/07/21 8:31:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

Everyone is shocked with the bra malfunction of celebrity guest, Alison Hammond

13/07/21 8:30:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Falling in love.

13/07/21 8:16:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

If there's one thing worse than adults kissing, it's a giant penis flying towards you.

13/07/21 8:12:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Drama! Shock! Horror! The double child weddings cannot go ahead any longer as adults Eddie and Judy discover that they are not paedophiles.

13/07/21 8:06:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

A groom with a eeuww

13/07/21 8:04:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Get a groom!"

13/07/21 8:01:23

 
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