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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"I usually work nights"

09/07/21 20:13:09

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Is that parcel for Dave?"
"Whooo."
"Dave."
"Whooo."
"DAVE."
"WHOO."

09/07/21 20:07:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

The Postman Always Brings Mice

09/07/21 20:00:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

Deliveroooooo.

09/07/21 20:26:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Bloody owls coming over here taking our jobs complain the carrier pigeon workers Union.

09/07/21 20:11:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

- The owl battled through the storm to bring a solicitor's letter about your late father's will
- It must be the power of a tawny

09/07/21 20:56:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''If he's so bloody clever, why do we keep getting next door's mail?''

09/07/21 20:53:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

"Hey Pussycat, get out here and take these divorce papers!...and I'm keeping pea green boat"

09/07/21 22:06:58

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"For F**ks sake, if your mail comes to my barn again I'm not bringing it over."

09/07/21 20:43:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Piss off Hedwig, can't you see I'm shagging Hermione?"

09/07/21 20:00:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Oh Dennis, it's you. Reincarnation is real " exclaimed Mrs Healey

09/07/21 20:49:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Fuck off, Hogwarts"

09/07/21 20:30:03

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

"What do you mean, 'now we have Gmail'?"

09/07/21 20:28:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"So, you're just returning the eyebrow thread because it didn't work?"

09/07/21 20:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Letters, prey

09/07/21 20:00:24

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Message for Harry Potter

11/07/21 16:57:45

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Owl the hell did he know our address!?

10/07/21 9:00:06

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Mom...Mr Healey's brought the mail over

10/07/21 8:55:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Oh no, looking at his eyes, I recon some of the powder must have leaked out of the package."

09/07/21 21:15:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"Excuse me. Can you open this package of voles for me?"

09/07/21 21:01:45

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Too-wit too-woo I got a letter for you."

09/07/21 20:37:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Predatory mail

09/07/21 20:19:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"You gotta sign for it mate, it's from Minerva.com."

09/07/21 20:10:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

The Owl and the Postie tat.

09/07/21 20:08:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''A bird has arrived with a large brown envelope, Harry.''

''It must be the porny owl.''

09/07/21 20:08:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"Nice package!" as I recently said to a bird in Thailand.

09/07/21 20:03:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

I don't give a hoot if you're watching Wimbledon, open the door to the postman.

09/07/21 20:02:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''That will be an extra 50p, Harry.''

''Why, Hedwig?''

''Incorrect postage. Air mail is more expensive.''

09/07/21 20:02:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"Ah, here's that book I ordered featuring dating tips from owls - The Wit to Woo."

09/07/21 20:01:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Knock, knock.''

''Whooo's there?''

09/07/21 20:01:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Hedwig?
No! They're all my own feathers.

09/07/21 20:00:09

 
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