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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with."

Sun 20:06:52

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

Fortunately the club's owners are keen captioneers so it's safe to collect golf balls at 8am, noon and 8pm.

Mon 0:44:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

Shhh, you had me at prosecuted

Sun 23:11:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

"There aren't many good golfers around here but the local choir is excellent."

Sun 20:29:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

After a whole day on the links stealing golf balls, I was knackered.

Sun 21:48:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

If they remove my balls how will I ever get a birdie?

Sun 20:21:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15362Vanessa the Guesser

Teebagging is also strictly prohibited.

Sun 20:16:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

Oh nuts.

Sun 20:19:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

It happens quite a lot on the Vets tour.

Sun 20:29:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34121Tony Edwards

"In that case I'll get my wife to collect them."

Sun 20:19:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

That'll affect their swing.

Sun 20:00:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

I hate snippy notices!

Sun 20:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

By order of Sever Ball-esteros.

Sun 20:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21656John Glover

That sign is just a load of bollocks.

Mon 1:34:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

Call the authorities if you semen acting suspiciously.

Sun 21:06:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

Stealing golf balls here was the first criminal activity of the Sopranos.

Sun 20:35:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25294Ian Skelding

Slashenger

Sun 20:12:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3672Scrijjy Doo

Tough but fair.

Mon 16:47:49

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

The players balls has to remove first , who cannot place it in right hole.

Mon 16:03:00

 
Colin Hooper Colin Hooper

Not the first time the sign writer was talking Bollocks

Mon 14:55:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Anyone who is successful with their appeal report to stitch and putt.

Mon 6:19:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

"Got it, eunuch-leheads?"

Mon 4:07:47

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

"Why did the remove both your balls?"

"Because I got a hole in one."

Sun 21:21:40

 
John Beith Vote score: 158John Beith

The only time players hope they don't make the cut.

Sun 20:48:24

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 427Nina Dutton

This is crazy golfing.

Sun 20:39:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

Why should Gary Player and his family be the only ones to collect golf balls?

Sun 20:38:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11843Mr Dome

Eunoch, before you enter

Sun 20:28:49

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2030Karen Oakenfull

Well that’s handy to know. As a transgender, this could save me a fortune!

Sun 20:20:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8299Hercules Rockefeller

"No big deal. My wife usually keeps mine in her purse anyway."

Sun 20:15:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

You could save your balls by saying you're part of an amateur dramatics society

Sun 20:14:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

Heed this if you don't want a big handicap.

Sun 20:11:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25294Ian Skelding

Seeded players only.

Sun 20:09:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21211Troompa Loompa

"Aaargh, sliced!"

Sun 20:02:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

Why do we only have Trans applying for the Caddy jobs?

Sun 20:02:45

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

"Can anyone be castrated?"

"No! Members only."

Sun 20:01:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8299Hercules Rockefeller

Balls to the wall

Sun 20:01:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

No need to get teste!

Sun 20:00:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25294Ian Skelding

♪ Castrate down the middle ♪

Sun 20:00:12

 
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