"Duck's off, sorry."

07/06/21 8:22:25

''I'll have the crispy truck.''

07/06/21 8:05:22

Half an hour later the driver wanted to crash another van through the window.

07/06/21 8:02:15

Chinese restaurant business for sale, excellent turnover.

07/06/21 8:17:32

Wheels on meals

07/06/21 8:02:49

Drive through available.

07/06/21 8:02:23

"Get me a refund on those fortune cookies, Wang. Not one of them predicted this."

07/06/21 8:22:35

- It'll take a lot to get that out of there. What do you reckon it weighs?
- About wonton

07/06/21 8:48:56

Big Trouble in Little China

07/06/21 8:50:43

Confucius say: Fat Duck have hefty bill.

07/06/21 19:32:18

"Ok, who ordered the one tonne soup!?"

07/06/21 17:14:16

Duck au van.

07/06/21 12:41:57

Meals on wheels.

07/06/21 9:44:26

Duck Dine-nasty

07/06/21 8:42:01

There had been an upturn in business.

07/06/21 8:39:06

Wong Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Soup

07/06/21 8:11:57

"Honestly, Officer, that restaurant came out of nowhere!"

07/06/21 8:09:13

"Well that certainly was a ducking surprise."

07/06/21 8:07:27

"Hello, is that the police? I'd like to report an act of van-dalism."

07/06/21 8:00:14

Looks like it's back to light duties for the former Fed Ex driver

07/06/21 14:23:45

Since buying the delivery van,they had seen an increase in turnover.

07/06/21 10:34:29

Wok & Roll

07/06/21 10:17:17

Yes, we deliver to Australia.

07/06/21 9:10:25

Well... I guess we know where that Fed-Ex driver ended up (or should I say upended).

07/06/21 9:03:13

Surprise!

07/06/21 8:57:59

"DUCK!"

"Hoisin or plum sau...."

07/06/21 8:56:09

"OK, who's going to tell Heston?"

07/06/21 8:48:40

Duck and drive

07/06/21 8:40:12

Deliveroops..

07/06/21 8:20:29

"See, I told you not to hire the ex-kamikaze pilot."

07/06/21 8:12:06

''Sorry, I took the wong turning.''

07/06/21 8:03:23

Crash & Carry out

07/06/21 8:01:27

The Italian Job remake. Chinese gold. The Fat Duck tops the bill, but he was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

08/06/21 19:56:27

The surprise was the Peking Duck had its eyes closed.

08/06/21 7:05:18

“Hello, do you do deliver?”

07/06/21 16:22:39

Me: For duck sake I've crashed the van.

My wife: are you injured ?

Me: I've got a fat lip but otherwise I'm fine.

My wife: I'm surprised it wasn't worse.

Me: yeah guess it could have been.

My wife: fancy a takeout tonight ?

Me: well it's funny you say that I'm thinking Chinese ?.

My wife: perfect is that not out the way for you tho?

Me: oh not at all love plus they have got a new drive through.

07/06/21 13:49:10

"Since Mingyu found that trapdoor in the first floor ceiling, he refuses to take our van to the garage to replace the exhaust and the disc brakes, and does them himself."

07/06/21 13:18:35

"I am pleased to tell you that you have passed your delivery driving exam."

07/06/21 10:33:20

"Fuck Dat Surprise!"

07/06/21 10:29:52

"Get the van- someone on table six has ordered the surprise."

07/06/21 10:22:17

Somersalt and vinegar?

07/06/21 10:10:45

The Sat-nav said take a 66. I think

07/06/21 8:50:18

"I told you we should've used Checkatrade."

07/06/21 8:42:06

Ghee whiz!

07/06/21 8:35:51

Apparently the brakes were fawlty.

07/06/21 8:30:49

The customers sued the restaurant and took them to the cleaners

07/06/21 8:23:48

Now it's Flat Duck Surprise

07/06/21 8:23:31