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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Welsh prostitute washes her mouth out in between clients.

08/06/21 12:19:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Fountain of Ewe-th

08/06/21 12:00:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"There I was happily grazing and then..urggh dog shit"

08/06/21 12:24:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Dolly Parched-tongue

08/06/21 12:32:39

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Or Parched-tongue --Troompa Loompa
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15117Dave Bryan

ONE MAN AND HIS DOG

''I think the judges must take a mark off for this, Phil.''

08/06/21 16:10:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

The baby in the pram was gutted he only came 2nd in the dress as a sheep competition.

08/06/21 12:11:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Spring lamb.

08/06/21 12:45:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

United Ewe-tilities

08/06/21 12:42:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

"I need to drink a lot when I wear these clothes", said the Wolf.

08/06/21 12:42:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

Rambeau

09/06/21 1:56:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2033Karen Oakenfull

Water sheep down

08/06/21 15:17:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

Bless ewe.

08/06/21 13:34:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

Shaun has to walk over 9 miles a day just to find clean drinking water, for a donation of just £5...

08/06/21 13:24:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"It's Ram-pant"

08/06/21 12:36:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

H2 Ovine

08/06/21 12:34:03

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

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Captioneers breathe sigh of relief and think of sheep puns.

08/06/21 12:09:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Ewe hot?

08/06/21 12:03:32

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

I've a terrible thirst, it's ok for you, can can take your coat off.

08/06/21 12:03:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

"The milk baaa was closed."

08/06/21 12:01:19

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

The civilized drink

09/06/21 11:22:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

In Wales, the only sheep are mountin' sheep.

08/06/21 19:36:14

 
Ryan F Vote score: 98Ryan F

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack off

08/06/21 18:54:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

It wasn’t working at first but he found the mutton to switch it on.

08/06/21 16:29:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Cold water causes shrinkage.

08/06/21 16:12:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Ovian.

08/06/21 14:54:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Dolly Fixture

08/06/21 14:11:54

 
Ryan F Vote score: 98Ryan F

Sean the sheep was feeling very thirsty after he was shagged by half of Wales.

08/06/21 13:49:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Evewean

08/06/21 13:04:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

The animal dentists are always busy but the sheep shy away from minty mouthwash

08/06/21 12:54:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Splash with water before putting into a preheated oven.

08/06/21 12:41:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Sheep Adviser: The lovely mineral-water fountain in Baaden-Baaden is hard to bleat!

08/06/21 12:34:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Failed business ideas number 66251: the public sheep telephone.

08/06/21 12:20:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

"I'd rather have Highland Spring."

08/06/21 12:18:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Few people remember the introduction of ovine washing facilities during the foot and mouth epidemic.

08/06/21 12:18:34

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

He is being baptised into the flock. Halleleweja

08/06/21 12:07:37

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Baaaptised --Troompa Loompa
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

The sheep are the only ones prepared to pay the price for a quick drink , no one else was going to be fleeced.

08/06/21 12:07:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

A water wooler moment.

08/06/21 12:06:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

Shear ingeneweity

08/06/21 12:05:57

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

We decided to serve beer outside and set up an outdoor baa.

08/06/21 12:04:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10356Chris Keegan

"What the flock???" said the kid

08/06/21 12:02:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Sheep drip

08/06/21 12:00:46

 
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