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Elton John duets with a gorilla on his new single "It was hard, he kept having hissy fits and grunted out of tune most of the day, but we got there in the end." Said the gorilla.
Elton John duets with a gorilla on his new single "It was hard, he kept having hissy fits and grunted out of tune most of the day, but we got there in the end." Said the gorilla. photo | portfolio
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stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Elton John duets with a gorilla on his new single
"It was hard, he kept having hissy fits and grunted out of tune most of the day, but we got there in the end." Said the gorilla.

03/06/21 20:23:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"It's not fair. Me bruvver gets to work wiv Sigourney Weaver and I get this muppet!"

03/06/21 20:23:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Clint Eastwood sent me, Clyde wants his hair back."

03/06/21 20:52:07

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

šŸŽµ "And you can tell everybody, this is King Kong..." šŸŽµ

03/06/21 20:01:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

Song for Guy

03/06/21 20:00:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

šŸŽ¶ "Hold me closer, primate dancer" šŸŽ¶

03/06/21 20:00:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

He'd come highly recommended by Phil Collins but Elton had never experienced pain like being smacked in the knackers by a gorilla with a drumstick.

03/06/21 20:55:26

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

The Bitch is Silverback.

03/06/21 20:18:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

After having a massive hit with Crocodile Rock, Elton had less success with his next single, Gorilla Jazz.

03/06/21 20:08:03

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I love this, but feel that it might get more votes if you put the punch line at the end, as inAfter scoring a massive hit with Crocodile Rock, Elton had less success with his next single, Gorilla Jazz. --Michael Winner
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"The mountain gorilla loves to nibble on fruits, vines and leafy vegetables, but Elton John is more of a rocket man."

03/06/21 20:16:02

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Odd, I thought Elton would enjoy nibbling on fruits too ...[I think "fruit" has been reclaimed by the gay community as an empowering word, hasn't it? If not, no offence intended, obviously ;) ] --James Lennox
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Homo sapiens

04/06/21 10:58:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Trailer for the new Austin Powers movie featuring Sylvester Stallone

03/06/21 21:16:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

šŸŽµ Don't go breaking my heartšŸŽµ
šŸŽµ I couldn't if I triedšŸŽµ

Elton John and Koko Dee

03/06/21 20:02:54

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

ā€œIā€™ve canā€™t work with this monkey! Every time he farts he blows the bloody candle out.ā€

03/06/21 20:01:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Gorilla tape

03/06/21 20:00:37

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

You canā€™t beat a bit of glue on your toupee

03/06/21 20:00:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

The years may not have been kind to Elton John, but Kiki Dee's still got it.

03/06/21 20:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

Koko Pops

03/06/21 20:00:14

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Elton Kong

06/06/21 16:50:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Cadbury's have done a new Gorilla advert. I preferred it first time around, it was pure Genesis.

04/06/21 8:17:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

He was a mounting Gorilla that suited Elton.

03/06/21 22:25:44

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Nice to see Merkel and Macron in The Masked Singer.

03/06/21 21:18:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Can You Feel The Banana Tonight

03/06/21 21:10:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Gorillas in the Fist

03/06/21 21:06:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Elton changed the song again. "Goodbye England's Ape."

03/06/21 21:05:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

ā™« Can you feel the love tonight? ā™«

03/06/21 20:48:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Fuck off! leave his bars of chocolate alone."

03/06/21 20:47:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Gary: "Something about the way you look tonight, takes my breath away."
Elton: "Shush. That song's not on the playlist."
Gary: Don't want to sing it. You look like Anne Robinson.

03/06/21 20:38:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"What are you doing? Get back to your drums, Bollo"

03/06/21 20:33:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

Elton John dedicates his song 'Philadelphia Freedom' to Motuba the gorilla, following his escape from a Pennsylvania zoo.

03/06/21 20:31:14

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"And I think it's going to be a kong, kong time."

03/06/21 20:27:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

Well, that proves it then, bananas are larger than penises.

03/06/21 20:25:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

By the looks of it Elton's hair is cut by a Barbery Ape.

03/06/21 20:23:50

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Daniel, you are my brother

03/06/21 20:21:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Crocodile Rock of Gibraltar

03/06/21 20:19:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"Coming up, on The Masked Singer- just who is inside the Elton John suit?"

03/06/21 20:17:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Gorillas in the Mister

03/06/21 20:15:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Will you please just shut up singing about those bloody lions."

03/06/21 20:14:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

This might be your greatest work yet, Bernie Clifton.

03/06/21 20:12:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

Piano monkeys

03/06/21 20:11:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Goodbye Yellow Brick it Road.

03/06/21 20:08:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

Playing it of the apes.

03/06/21 20:08:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

šŸŽ¶ "B-B-Banana and the Jets" šŸŽ¶

03/06/21 20:06:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

šŸŽµ Harambe Matata šŸŽµ

03/06/21 20:06:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

šŸŽ¶ Oh no, Cheeta you'll never know...šŸŽ¶

03/06/21 20:05:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

šŸŽµ "Koko heart,
Hard done by zoo,
Some things looking better baby,
Just pass bamboo.
And it's no sacrifice.
No sacrifi-i-ice!
It's no sacrifice at all." šŸŽµ

03/06/21 20:03:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

šŸŽµ"... In the Heaaart of Ev-ry Gorilla" šŸŽµ

03/06/21 20:01:47

 
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