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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

Can’t pay nursing home fees? We’ll take them away. Reasonable fees. Phone 01244 321546.

29/05/21 12:03:06

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FFS that number is not recognised!! What a waste of my time --Mr Dome
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

Ever wondered what happened to the 0.2% who didn't vote for Putin?

29/05/21 12:46:18

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It's the government's fault for not rigging the votes properly. I hate it when corruption doesn't work like clockwork, it puts decent criminals to shame --Glyn Evans
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

I think it's time the child catcher from Chitty chitty bang bang got glasses.

29/05/21 12:02:03

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If in the state of Vulgaria they insist on imprisoning all of their children, the children that have evaded capture for so long are simply going to get older.  --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Looks like Wayne's expecting a DeliveRooney.

29/05/21 12:30:08

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He likes a spicy naan or two. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Old cage pensioners

29/05/21 12:00:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

The last thing Dignitas wanted was patients catching Covid en-route.

29/05/21 12:01:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

"Bob when I said take the old cows to market..."

29/05/21 12:28:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"Are we there yet? When do we get to the sharks?"

29/05/21 12:09:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''Everything has got worse since the end of the Soviet Union. Under socialism we got a whole cage to ourselves.''

29/05/21 12:01:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Some areas of the country took a very hard line with anti-vaxxers.

29/05/21 12:00:33

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“I heard about sex and submission cages on the internet. Thought I’d give it a go.”

29/05/21 12:00:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Jail bids

29/05/21 12:00:11

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"birds", surely? --Molly R
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

"Edna,I'm so glad we paid the extra to travel first class."

29/05/21 17:05:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''What happens when we get to the nightclub?''

''They suspend the cage from the ceiling. Then we get undressed and start dancing.''

29/05/21 13:45:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Cissy and Ada are off to try their luck at the local cattle market.

29/05/21 12:12:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

The Witchfinder General bags a couple of likely suspects.

29/05/21 12:37:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Farmer Jails

29/05/21 12:00:09

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

When covid started they took away everyone's nan so we couldn't hug them.

31/05/21 15:03:13

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

It's just a farmer moving a pair of cows.

30/05/21 1:43:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"My arthritis is giving me some real gyp."
"It's my bunions bothering me."
"And my Albert's snoring kept me awake all night."
Last of the summer whiners.

29/05/21 19:06:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

He's pulled a right couple of belters there

(Nod to East is East)

29/05/21 15:58:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Porn ain't what it used to be.

29/05/21 14:51:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Only eat cage-free grannies.

29/05/21 14:48:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

One pig won a blue ribbon!

29/05/21 14:45:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Dorothy and Mavis always got wet at the sight of Jeremy's purple helmet

29/05/21 13:48:01

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Well mum you did warn me about Igor, and the way he treats women."

"I did, but I never expected him to spoil you this much."

29/05/21 13:02:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Farmer Giles picks up a couple of mail-order brides.

29/05/21 12:52:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

What they staring at? it's like being in a zoo
Monkey nut?
Yes please

29/05/21 12:52:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Beware Farmers Wifes have sharp tongues and have been known to carry carving knives to cut mouse tails off.

29/05/21 12:48:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

I’m glad we caught this one, the next one is the knicker less cage.

29/05/21 12:45:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

Before the internet and digital photography, this was how they did Google Earth.

29/05/21 12:44:03

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The scary thing is some people would actually believe that this is how cartography was actually practised before we became so technologically advanced. And it would probably be the case again if there was some sort of permanent global power cut.  --Glyn Evans
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

Trailer trash.

29/05/21 12:42:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

*voiceover* "It's Flensing Day in East Moldova."

29/05/21 12:40:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"Sadly, due to an error it appears that the two escaped baboons are still on the loose."

29/05/21 12:37:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"I wish he would stop singing ' I've got a gran new combine harvester'"

29/05/21 12:35:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

After what these two did, I for one welcome these new mobile secure prisons.

29/05/21 12:18:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"I've got this horrible feeling they thought I asked for a farm assist."

29/05/21 12:14:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Mad cow disease

29/05/21 12:05:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Pen Pals...Oh, that's a recycled caption! Next we'll be having recycled pictures...

29/05/21 12:03:44

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It's difficult to manually spot dupes among the 14,399 photos we've featured so far on caption.me - but I will automate this at some point. Have added this to the todo list --Chris Beach
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

So this I where Matt Hancock got the idea of a ring of steel around care homes

29/05/21 12:03:40

 
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