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Ok I shall stop feeding them now says Captain Hook

Sat 20:23:59

 

Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good.

Sat 20:25:50

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Snapdragon. This isn't my site so I can't tell you what your warnings are for. If it was my site, you wouldn't necessarily get warnings for specific words, but you would get a warning for what seems to be a constant attempt at causing arguments... --The Wolf

There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob.

Sat 21:16:29

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"Maybe mixing pigeon and velociraptor DNA wasn't such a good idea."

Sat 20:05:33

 

Finger Food

Sat 20:04:49

 

Nudists warned to take extra care.

Sat 20:03:17

 

"Hey Anon, can you feed the pigeons?"

Sat 20:04:48

 

"Feed the birds, tuppence a bandage."

Sat 20:00:17

 

So that's how Coo Hand Luke got his name.

Sat 20:00:08

 

My mate lost two of his fingers but did not notice until he said goodnight to his boss.

Sun 7:29:39

 

"Last time I pee outside.'

Sun 2:30:21

 

“They’re indigitous.”

Sun 2:14:57

 

Bit harsh, couldn't you just fine them instead?

Sat 22:45:08

 

This is 100% accurate. I've always found that the most effective way to lose your fingers in a bird is by feeding her first.

Sat 21:02:15

 

Stole pigeon

Sat 20:44:13

 

And just when I thought being blind couldn't get any worse, I lost 7 fingers whilst eating a bag of chips.

Sat 20:30:58

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Oooh... sorry, those weren't chips. --SnapDragon D

I made the mistake of wearing sandals and got pigeon-toed.

Sat 20:07:14

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Took me years to train my pigeon to fetch phone numbers from pretty girls. To my horror, I now realize, I shouldn't have used the word Digits! --SnapDragon D

"Serves you right for giving him the bird."

Sat 20:03:52

 

Even pigeons are going digital

Sun 14:54:07

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Cut and paste. --Willie Johnson

Rule of thumb

Sat 23:36:17

 

It was all going so well until Dave Allen told Speckled Jim that one about the nun and the bishop. His jokes always were a bit near the knuckle.

Sat 21:49:23

 

Feed a Swan lose an arm

Sat 21:27:34

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This just in: The record company who signed Flock of Seagulls has been forced into foreclosure.  --SnapDragon D

Beware of the Bobbitt pigeon!

Sat 21:02:14

 

(Unless) you feed them with bread soaked in sherbet and Coca cola. Then your fingers are fine and it's absolutely hilarious.

Sat 20:49:59

 

My homing pigeon arrived with a finger wearing an engagement ring. I was so touched.. We're soon to be married.

Sat 20:38:38

 

That's why you don't feed the pigeons next to a shots bar!

Sat 20:29:26

 

"That's a bit extremity."

Sat 20:27:39

 

Well known pigeon feeder Winston Churchill's statue stands defiantly

Sat 20:22:00

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I must be turning into a politician, I'm inadvertently grooming the people for votes --Glyn Evans

Sharia law Comes to London

Sat 20:17:48

 

That's putting the cut amongst the pigeons.

Sat 20:16:38

 

Tarantino rumoured to do Hitchcock remake.

Sat 20:10:24

 

The restaurant owner claimed that the majority of bird feeders gave him the finger.

Sat 20:08:09

 

Twit err

Sat 20:07:14

 

....then I’ll shit on your head!

Sat 20:01:28

 

Then they'll have a knuckle sandwich.

Sat 20:01:25

 

Alexa Do pigeons have teeth ?

new entry16:15:41

 

Gain a feathered friend.

Sun 14:36:25

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"Feed a pigeon, lose a finger"
Sounds like a deal I can't refuse! Where do I sign up?
Is that anything like "buy one, get one free"?

Sun 8:53:34

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Amputease

Sun 3:26:28

 

...and so a lifelong aeroplane-based feud developed between the pigeon and Muttley's owner.

Sat 23:10:14

 

Feed the flock,
Lose your cock.

Sat 22:41:29

 

"I giving him my chip butty, but he taking my thumb!"
-Pigeon fing-wich

Sat 21:04:32

 

"I'll give it the back of back hand if it tries to bite my finger."

Sat 20:52:59

 

"Is it ok to feed a pigeon a fish finger?"

Sat 20:48:15

 

Warning
If that pigeon touches my Kit Kat

Sat 20:46:45

 

A no trills sign.

Sat 20:44:06

 

Feed the pigeon, lose a finger...feed fat Brenda,lose your virginity.

Sat 20:11:41

 

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[Excerpt from The Angry Bird Feeder]

Sat 20:11:19

 
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