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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"Waiter, waiter there's a hare in my cabbage"

07/04/21 20:02:24

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I was tempted as "soup's" the most associative with that old joke but I decided to stick with cabbage --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Watership Drown

07/04/21 20:00:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Oh no, Glenn Close is back."

07/04/21 20:06:06

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Yeah, I'm sure. You can ask my band of Mary men.  --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Ok, we just need four pubes from Jedward and then I think we have a potion strong enough to defeat the Antichrist"

07/04/21 20:45:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"It's the only way I can get my kids to eat their chocolate rabbits."

07/04/21 22:35:30

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

On Masterchef tonight, Dave has made a red cabbage soup, with a chocolate rabbits, comic relief red noses, and cigar butts... The sharp knives have been taken off him, his apron used as a straight jacket, and he's been escorted out of the studio kicking and screaming so will not make it into the semi final

07/04/21 20:41:07

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Or the Great British Break Off?  --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

It all stuck to the pan and I had to leveret out.

07/04/21 20:02:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

Anyone fancy lapin it up?

07/04/21 20:49:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

"I suspect Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with the knife."

07/04/21 20:33:42

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Bunny boiler.

07/04/21 20:18:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Heston, can't you just make us something ordinary for dinner once in a while?"

07/04/21 20:17:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

This reminds me of when we used to be at it like rabbits in the Savoy..

07/04/21 20:08:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

"Waiter, what's this bunny doing in my borsht?"
"It's actually stroganoff, madam."
"You people are disgusting."

07/04/21 20:00:17

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Borscht is great but you can't beet stroganoff. --Willie Johnson
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

This is Boris' brain scan. Faggin' and Eton Mess.

08/04/21 23:56:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

Jamie Oliver's one pot wonder. Just chuck in whatever comes to hand.

08/04/21 23:42:34

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

The kids were cooking mom's dildo with pickled cabbage, gotta still be one of your five a day...

08/04/21 13:18:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

This red cabbage with apples tastes bunny.

07/04/21 21:32:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Magnified x20000 this is the myxoma virus, next slide please ....."

07/04/21 21:19:47

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

Rabbit in a pickle

07/04/21 21:18:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

Funding cuts affect final scene of latest Terminator film.

07/04/21 20:45:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

Cabbage Patch Kit

07/04/21 20:42:54

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

Bunny hops

07/04/21 20:32:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

I don't remember eating that.

07/04/21 20:30:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

"I warned Peter to stay away from Mr McGregor's garden."

07/04/21 20:28:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

TV chefs make delicious meals from leftover ingredients, so here is what I made after my uncle Colombo visited for Easter

07/04/21 20:27:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Julia Child wasn't the same after the accident.

07/04/21 20:25:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Gordon Ramsay ain't gonna like this.

07/04/21 20:23:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

I quite enjoyed it until I chipped my tooth on a little bell

07/04/21 20:19:32

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Bubble and Squeak.

07/04/21 20:19:03

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

"One day, over a meal, I decided I'd had enough of being Caitlyn Jenner and just decided to go back to being Bruce".

07/04/21 20:17:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8058James Lennox

Hot cos bunny

07/04/21 20:17:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

"Easter leftovers again?"

07/04/21 20:07:52

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Things mums do to get veg into the kids!

07/04/21 20:05:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

I planned to make this but it was foiled.

07/04/21 20:03:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

It's true what they say: The French will eat anything.

07/04/21 20:02:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Darling the cabbage is covered in mold

07/04/21 20:02:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

"There's some Lindt on your lens mate."

07/04/21 20:01:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Pink Floyd

07/04/21 20:00:42

 
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