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Where are you?  Outside the Black Boy Hotel, Sarge.  Dont try and be funny, Constable. Just call it the police station.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''Where are you?''

''Outside the Black Boy Hotel, Sarge.''

''Don't try and be funny, Constable. Just call it the police station.''

05/04/21 12:17:11

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I almost want to give you a supervote for this one, but it's too close to a painful truth (which isn't funny). --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Spot the bent copper.

05/04/21 12:00:16

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The one wearing a uniform? --Mr Dome
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

The hoteliers have recognised that the name "Black Boy Hotel' is very un-PC in these present times and have agreed to change it. The hotel will now be called the 'Black Gender Neutral Hotel'

05/04/21 14:29:25

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Yes sarge , I can confirm. They were sitting on the bench drinking coffee and sharing cake. I repeat..Sharing cake."

05/04/21 12:05:11

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"What's that Constable Savage been up to now..." --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Historically, the police arrived early in order to beat the crowds.

05/04/21 12:01:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"But I only asked if your head goes all way to the top of that helmet."

05/04/21 12:11:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''Can you send reinforcements, Sarge? There's two of them.''

05/04/21 12:00:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"Yes madam, the constable in question has been reprimanded and is now on bicycle parking duty."

05/04/21 19:37:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Come on lads, get the choreography right, the policemans ball is only two weeks.

05/04/21 18:06:40

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"Well, young fellow-me-lad, you've been leading us a merry dance."

05/04/21 12:00:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"You're for it now, son. PC Saunders- twerk 'im."

07/04/21 7:41:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"All nearby officers report to the Black Boy Hotel. A man is assaulting a woman...send in PC Smellybottom..."

...*PaaarrRRP*

"This is PC Smellybottom. The threat has been neutralised. You can send in the rest of the team"

05/04/21 16:30:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

For one night only, we're gonna do the full monty"

05/04/21 13:51:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Derek Chauvin explains his side of the story.

05/04/21 12:41:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"Be thankful we're not in America."

05/04/21 12:39:44

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Some things are black and white.

05/04/21 12:36:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Strange phenomenon outside the Black Boy hotel, everyone seems to have lost control of their limbs."

05/04/21 12:32:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8058James Lennox

Unable to locate any black boys, police turn their attention to narcoleptics.

05/04/21 12:28:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"I wouldn't bend over like that if I were you officer. Before you know it your trousers will be yanked down and there'll be 5 doctors poking and probing you like an alien abductee."

05/04/21 12:05:00

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"You say that like it's a bad thing." --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Only a Black Maria will sort them out

05/04/21 14:30:33

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 694Barrie Bullock

You are not allowed to protest.

05/04/21 13:58:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Daphne I know but the car is in the garage so you will just have to make the best of it. At least the doc gave you the premium haemorrhoid cushion for the bus journey home

05/04/21 13:46:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Unfortunately the evidence was everywhere after the cocaine smugglers crashed their van

05/04/21 13:44:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

I’m not racist Officer, I only read the hotel sign to my son, and he repeated it back.

05/04/21 13:38:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

"They just need some coaching inn manners.."

05/04/21 13:33:52

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 152SnapDragon D

"Truncheons ready lads, there's always trouble at the Skullcrack Boy Hotel"

05/04/21 13:11:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Madam can you identify the police officer who is just about to assault your boyfriend?"

05/04/21 12:55:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

"I know what I said, and I do love being inside it. If you just turn round, you will see that it's a hotel!"

05/04/21 12:46:31

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

It was The police Winklepicker rescue unit. Despatched to rescue young people foolish enough to attempt to wear these crippling shoes in public.....

05/04/21 12:40:49

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

"Cop a load of this Bobby"
"Give it arrest Dick, it's just a bit of law and order"

05/04/21 12:37:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"Why's that suspect having a snooze?"

"Isn't it obvious Sarge? - we want to make sure he's well arrested"

05/04/21 12:33:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Protesters at the Womens rights to keep public hair say they were grabbed by the fuzz.

05/04/21 12:30:51

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5828Paul Reeve

“Get up you big girls blouse, I only clonked you once with my truncheon.”

05/04/21 12:26:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

"He just been transferred from Pisa."

05/04/21 12:24:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"We know what you've been up to. He sits down and whispers then you kick the victim up the backside."

05/04/21 12:20:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Welcome to the Black Boy Hotel.

05/04/21 12:18:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"You know the rules, black boys only allowed in that hotel."

05/04/21 12:08:10

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

The show was considered criminal as little Jimmy Krankie is arrested at the theatre

05/04/21 12:07:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Sloping policemen

05/04/21 12:01:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

These bobbies tend to lean to the right.

05/04/21 12:00:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Wearing cement trowels is a crime lassie."

05/04/21 12:00:21

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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

“What have this lot done Sarge?”

“Chatting in the library again constable.”

05/04/21 12:00:10

 
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