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"Sir, hands up and dont move. Were taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horses face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"
"Sir, hands up and dont move. Were taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horses face...and stop staring at me with your nipples" photo | portfolio
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last comments (total: 7)

Darn it, I've got stiff competition here, better start lowering my prices. Today's special offer £49.50? and 50p just for the tip.

01/04/21
8:36pm

Oddly, I slightly resemble this photo (it must be the fish eye lens), but sad as I am to miss out on the 50 quid, I'd never whore myself out ... still, if anyone wants a chat, my number's 555-6969

01/04/21
8:43pm

What would I get for £23.11?

01/04/21
9:29pm

I have a spare fifty pounds that I'm trying to lose by eating healthy. Wait, what was this for again?

01/04/21
9:44pm

Depends where you go, Mr Dome. In Doncaster, it would get you a good shag and 23 quid change

01/04/21
9:45pm

Enough for a kebab and chips at the same time

01/04/21
10:32pm

It's alright, I spent a night in the cells last night because I got done for soliciting. I don't know what they've got against a sexy lawyer?

02/04/21
8:10pm

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