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Lynne Guine

29/03/21 8:11:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Worst yeast infection ever.

29/03/21 11:15:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"Blimey Gino. When I said dress the pasta I meant just add a sprig of Basil"

29/03/21 9:14:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Lead singer of new pop group Durum Durum.

29/03/21 16:44:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

There was no getting away from it, she looked so much better when she dried out and left the sauce alone.

29/03/21 8:52:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''Sofia came over from Italy to see me. She's my penne pal.''

29/03/21 8:15:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

"Wow! She looks good enough to eat."

29/03/21 8:08:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Pasta La Sister Baby!"

29/03/21 9:11:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

Dollmio

29/03/21 8:11:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Spag ball.

29/03/21 8:03:21

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Maybe, Ready for the Spag BallOr something similar?:^) --Crunchy Chords
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

She's pasta sell-by date.

29/03/21 10:08:05

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

I had to do something with all the left overs after panic buying the spaghetti last March.

29/03/21 8:14:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Spaghettina Turner

29/03/21 8:00:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm tired of sitting on top of Gulliver's spare toilet roll."

29/03/21 8:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Pastafarian

29/03/21 8:00:06

 
Jenny Lindstrom Jenny Lindstrom

This is chef's boy Ardy

01/04/21 9:16:23

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After spending hours getting ready for date night, Julia was hoping for a little sauciness --Jon Mark
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"Westwood, please will you stop playing with your food.

30/03/21 3:03:07

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

She's dating a Rigger; Tony.

29/03/21 19:04:46

 
Ryan French Vote score: 18Ryan French

Toilet brush for sale

29/03/21 14:42:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

Oh, I remember this stuff- it was what we used to have before Brexit prevented all european imports. What was it called again? Ah yes, 'food'.

29/03/21 14:21:55

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 152SnapDragon D

Fashion industry steps in to help with the plight of the homeless, providing opportunities to work as a chimney sweep or toilet brush.

29/03/21 13:39:19

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

When Dougal from the Magic Roundabout ate a loo brush

29/03/21 12:38:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

"We're very proud of Aunt Ray."

29/03/21 11:39:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Can you find the meatballs?

29/03/21 11:19:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

...but her partner was only wearing a bowtie.

29/03/21 10:40:33

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Is she wearing a clam shell bra?

29/03/21 10:37:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Pasta Chelle.

29/03/21 10:21:39

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Auntie Pasti

29/03/21 10:01:04

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Drag race has a lot to answer for.

29/03/21 9:54:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

She's well worth a twheat.

29/03/21 9:52:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Now we know where all the pasta went during the great pasta shortage of 2020.

29/03/21 9:46:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

This is why you should never design your clothing when you're hungry.

29/03/21 9:03:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

🎵 Wheat Petite, the finest girl you ever want to meet 🎵

29/03/21 8:50:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Toyah Fusillcox

29/03/21 8:48:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

When the Queen goes to Balmoral, it's rumoured that her guards disguise themselves as haystacks.

29/03/21 8:33:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

Sonia the Hedgehog

29/03/21 8:31:03

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

"Where you put the meat balls and Salami Roberto?"

29/03/21 8:23:53

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Angel hair..

29/03/21 8:20:27

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"I am so looking forward to being able to visit my hairdresser.

29/03/21 8:18:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

Designed by Al Dente

29/03/21 8:18:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

She's pasta best.

29/03/21 8:17:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

♪ Thistle while you work. ♪

29/03/21 8:10:00

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

It looks very fusilli.

29/03/21 8:08:42

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

I found it very attractive, I just could'nt walk pasta.

29/03/21 8:07:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Call me Spag-na

29/03/21 8:05:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Lady Gaga had a couple of Italian outfits. The other one was more saucy.

29/03/21 8:00:47

 
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