"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping"

30/03/21 9:02:03

"I can't find reverse on this thing"

30/03/21 8:52:36

Police are drafted in to investigate reported sightings of a bank in the high street. Both horses wanted to make a large deposit.

30/03/21 8:21:11

“We heard there was a protest taking place.”

“Yeah. Our Jordan’s kicked off cos he didn’t get a boss toy from Santa in the precinct Grotto.”

30/03/21 8:28:38

Quick we have an emergency turn on the siren ...neigh naw neigh naw neigh naw

30/03/21 8:03:23

"Hahaha"

"Will you stop laughing and just concentrate on carrying your officer? I told you, I didn't see the wet Tarmac"

30/03/21 8:01:44

We were only planning a piece full protest, the pram is full of brick pieces Officer’s.

30/03/21 17:31:34

"We had no choice but to beat her down in self-defense."

30/03/21 13:09:13

"So, at what point do we charge, sarge'?"
"Nows a time as good as any, what do you recon, £1.50 a ride."

30/03/21 12:57:20

Man carries a 5 year old pyicopath away after she induced a riot after Boris Johnson force schools to open there doors.

30/03/21 10:35:31

"This is a shopping centre, so if you want to inform on someone, now is your chance."

30/03/21 10:08:48

"Wearing Christmas attire in October is illegal isn't Sarge?"

30/03/21 9:22:43

"Hey pigs"
"They're horses you morons"

30/03/21 9:04:46

Clippity cops

30/03/21 8:59:02

Hi mummy when will you be home for dinner

Hey son remember when mummy is working dont call her mum you need to talk to her as a police officer like the rest of the public

Hey scum why don't you f@ck off home and get in the kitchen where you belong.

30/03/21 8:20:39

Two horse race discrimination

30/03/21 10:18:17

We're just patrolling the Neigh bourhood

30/03/21 9:41:12

Mount Vernon ...... and the other Horse.

30/03/21 9:13:31

Crowd control after the match.

For those interested. Banbury United 1 Royston Town 0.

30/03/21 8:35:23

Only Rules and Horses

30/03/21 8:23:11

"Ecuse me sir, have you got proof that is your child? We have received reports of a totlifter is this area."

30/03/21 8:19:40

Horse of the Rear Show.

30/03/21 8:18:43

Trot Fuzz

30/03/21 8:04:46

Centaurs of attention

30/03/21 8:04:19

Black Beauty Lives Matter protest

30/03/21 8:00:58

Pigs on blankets

30/03/21 8:00:45

Piggyback riding.

30/03/21 8:00:09