cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping"
"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping" photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved tea3man

To add captions, first sign up



Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping"

30/03/21 9:02:03

 3
The original ended with "kid nap" as the punch line, rather than putting the pun in the middle. But never mind! --Molly R
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"I can't find reverse on this thing"

30/03/21 8:52:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Police are drafted in to investigate reported sightings of a bank in the high street. Both horses wanted to make a large deposit.

30/03/21 8:21:11

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

“We heard there was a protest taking place.”

“Yeah. Our Jordan’s kicked off cos he didn’t get a boss toy from Santa in the precinct Grotto.”

30/03/21 8:28:38

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Quick we have an emergency turn on the siren ...neigh naw neigh naw neigh naw

30/03/21 8:03:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Hahaha"

"Will you stop laughing and just concentrate on carrying your officer? I told you, I didn't see the wet Tarmac"

30/03/21 8:01:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

We were only planning a piece full protest, the pram is full of brick pieces Officer’s.

30/03/21 17:31:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"We had no choice but to beat her down in self-defense."

30/03/21 13:09:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"So, at what point do we charge, sarge'?"
"Nows a time as good as any, what do you recon, £1.50 a ride."

30/03/21 12:57:20

 
Ryan French Vote score: 18Ryan French

Man carries a 5 year old pyicopath away after she induced a riot after Boris Johnson force schools to open there doors.

30/03/21 10:35:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

"This is a shopping centre, so if you want to inform on someone, now is your chance."

30/03/21 10:08:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Wearing Christmas attire in October is illegal isn't Sarge?"

30/03/21 9:22:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"Hey pigs"
"They're horses you morons"

30/03/21 9:04:46

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

Clippity cops

30/03/21 8:59:02

 3
I agree with Stephen, I missed it too. --SnapDragon D
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Hi mummy when will you be home for dinner

Hey son remember when mummy is working dont call her mum you need to talk to her as a police officer like the rest of the public

Hey scum why don't you f@ck off home and get in the kitchen where you belong.

30/03/21 8:20:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Two horse race discrimination

30/03/21 10:18:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

We're just patrolling the Neigh bourhood

30/03/21 9:41:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

Mount Vernon ...... and the other Horse.

30/03/21 9:13:31

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Crowd control after the match.

For those interested. Banbury United 1 Royston Town 0.

30/03/21 8:35:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Only Rules and Horses

30/03/21 8:23:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Ecuse me sir, have you got proof that is your child? We have received reports of a totlifter is this area."

30/03/21 8:19:40

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5326Chris Halliwell

Horse of the Rear Show.

30/03/21 8:18:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Trot Fuzz

30/03/21 8:04:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

Centaurs of attention

30/03/21 8:04:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Black Beauty Lives Matter protest

30/03/21 8:00:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Pigs on blankets

30/03/21 8:00:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Piggyback riding.

30/03/21 8:00:09

 
more photos from the captioning gallery