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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Horoscope: Stay away from Aries.

29/03/21 20:07:14

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She did that’s Capricorn. --Neil Mackenzie
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"You have nipples too Linda, let's see how you like getting milked shall we"

29/03/21 22:51:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Bleating about the bush

29/03/21 20:00:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Beaver and Butt-Head

29/03/21 21:03:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Billy goat's rough.

29/03/21 21:27:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Billy Bonka

29/03/21 20:45:45

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

I told you it was a bad idea trying to milk a male goat.

29/03/21 20:03:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Julie, you're my wife and I love you. But farting on a Goat's head whilst it's busy praying is bloody childish and if I'm being honest, a little bit of a turn off"

29/03/21 20:01:55

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Clarke's new range of active flip flops. Guaranteed to stay in place even when sky diving or being attacked by animals

30/03/21 13:49:56

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Having taken the big life insurance policy out on the wife, Amit might have to find a plan B to secure her her demise.

30/03/21 8:39:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Didn’t expect this when I googled:- Ram it up her ass.

30/03/21 6:48:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"OK, OK, I'll give the Your Garden Made Perfect team tomorrow and tell them you don't like it."

29/03/21 21:20:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''I was warned I may find annoying old goats on caption.me.''

29/03/21 20:52:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''The police in the area operate a zero tolerance policy towards begging. Offenders are always charged.''

29/03/21 20:28:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Feeling horny.

29/03/21 20:16:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

High on a hill lived a lonely goat herd arghh ok ok I won't yodel.

29/03/21 20:06:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

That's a big butt.

29/03/21 20:00:31

 
Jenny Lindstrom Jenny Lindstrom

After her 5th DWI Lisa still finds a way to get to the bar

01/04/21 8:58:55

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 694Barrie Bullock

Butt butt, butt butt, butt buut.
Can you hear a moped?

30/03/21 11:52:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

No I said can you make goat butter

30/03/21 3:06:13

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 152SnapDragon D

All but for the kids.

30/03/21 0:34:28

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

Yakety Yak

30/03/21 0:13:21

 
Ryan French Vote score: 18Ryan French

retard gets rammed

30/03/21 0:13:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

The Federers.

30/03/21 0:00:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

This is my smallholding

29/03/21 21:32:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

"Stop goating him on, Gina."

29/03/21 21:27:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Bad wether

29/03/21 21:10:52

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Stop it Sheila, you're getting on my goat.

29/03/21 20:53:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

GET OUTTA MY SCRUB!

29/03/21 20:48:01

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

Nanny McPwhee......

29/03/21 20:40:39

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

He was always trying to chèvre out of the way.

29/03/21 20:33:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

"I told yah they're intelligent."

29/03/21 20:26:18

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

Angorer.

29/03/21 20:24:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

♪ If the kids are United.. ♪

[Kelly is a Man City fan]

29/03/21 20:24:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Butter-cup.

29/03/21 20:21:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"For the 100th time, I do not want a cup of tea. You're starting to get on my goat"

29/03/21 20:19:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

I can't believe it's not butter

29/03/21 20:18:43

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

These days Noel Edmonds has plenty of time on his hands to prank his missus.
"Goatcha!"

29/03/21 20:18:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"Spare any change?"
"No, I am an executive business card holder. Release the goat!"

29/03/21 20:09:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"Harder!"

29/03/21 20:07:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''There's no ifs or butts about it, this is a dreadful pun.''

29/03/21 20:04:45

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

Found this in an old photo album.
Ramsbottom 1992.

29/03/21 20:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"Cut it out Dave. You're not you when you're hungry!"

29/03/21 20:02:22

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

Ass-troll-ogists are a right pain.

29/03/21 20:00:36

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I heard that they can leave you feeling quite gruff --Glyn Evans
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