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They wont get far. The engines got a leek.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

They won't get far. The engine's got a leek.

27/03/21 12:07:50

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It's losing olive the oil. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Crop cycle

27/03/21 12:03:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Harvest Davidson

27/03/21 12:58:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

He knows how to get pulses racing.

27/03/21 12:16:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

Yam-aha!

27/03/21 12:00:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

Dave's motorbike doesn't go very fast now but it's going to be souped up.

27/03/21 20:03:56

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

Vespa-tarians

27/03/21 12:37:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Kale Rider

27/03/21 12:33:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

Fast food

27/03/21 12:17:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

"Are there any route vegetables?"

27/03/21 12:04:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

In her attempt to stay healthy eating plenty of fruit and veg Hannah was sadly killed falling off the back of the bike

27/03/21 12:08:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Looks like a recipe for disaster.

27/03/21 12:03:30

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

Since the Hells Angels went vegan, they just don't seem quite as... intimidating.

27/03/21 20:41:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

He said Potatoes and she said Potatas . He said Tomatoes and she said Tomatas. Potatoes, Potatas, Tomatoes, Tomatas then they both fell off.

27/03/21 20:47:47

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2314Guideaux .

The Philistones

27/03/21 19:25:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Born to be Stir-Fried

27/03/21 17:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"So, just the oven to pick up now."

27/03/21 16:37:21

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

If you think that outfit is bad you should her other one, it's even grocer.

27/03/21 12:55:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Plums of Anarchy

27/03/21 12:52:23

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Sons of Culinaryand.. just like the original show, same amount of knives and choppers! --SnapDragon D
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

Living on the veg

27/03/21 12:45:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

The bike just stopped - it's a fruit and veg stall

27/03/21 12:25:39

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

I know it was a good deal but I still say we could have got another bag of apples if we had swapped our boy instead of our girl

27/03/21 12:15:26

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Jamie Oliver and his wife, stock up for tonights filming of 'Jamie's meals in minutes, using simple ingredients everyone has in their cupboards'.

27/03/21 12:04:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Following the theft of old fruit by a young couple the police have described them as a rotten pear and puree-vil

27/03/21 12:03:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"Great, we snatched loads of veg - but I do wish you hadn't driven straight through the soft fruit stall, I'll never get this juice out."

27/03/21 12:02:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"Please tell me you didn't put the sugar in the tank."

27/03/21 12:01:26

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Ok. I put sucrose in the tank. How's that. --Willie Johnson
Jenny Lindstrom Jenny Lindstrom

Vegeta-mobile

01/04/21 9:13:44

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

They left India to open a new Deli in Bae-root.

28/03/21 20:05:15

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

♪ My root toting baby is driving me crazy ♪

28/03/21 19:59:08

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"That's another week sorted."

"Maybe we should start thinking about birth control."

27/03/21 22:58:48

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

An officer describing the scene of the crash, said "It wasn't so much a bike, as a blender."

27/03/21 21:50:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Being vegetarians they dropped the first three letters off their bike name just calling it a sacky.

27/03/21 20:59:59

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"Did you really have to wear the roadkill jumpsuit?"

27/03/21 20:34:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Aubergines and Maize between her legs was uncomfortable, Kumquats were more pleasurable.

27/03/21 18:52:00

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

The new Nike Motorcycle Flip Flops. Feel the air of the open road between your toes, available with clip on rain covers,a GTI convertible

27/03/21 17:46:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Pod racing

27/03/21 15:11:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

"Dave, we can't fit much more on here. What'll we do?"
"Av a car, doh!"

27/03/21 14:30:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Why are they going so fast? It runs on rocket fuel.

27/03/21 14:13:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

They don't have mushroom.

27/03/21 13:54:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Moments later the police forced them to pull over on the chard shoulder.

27/03/21 13:29:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

F-ennel Knievel

27/03/21 13:14:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"Got a legume?"

27/03/21 13:06:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Don't no why you dressed like that anyway "

"I thought you said we're off to Margate "

27/03/21 12:47:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"I need your cloves, your roots and your motorcycle."

27/03/21 12:46:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

We can take what the kids didn't eat from their week's free school meals to the tip then get a McDonald's on the way home.

27/03/21 12:45:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Deliveroo driver earns a pound

27/03/21 12:42:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

Dave was loving his new job as a veg patch rider

27/03/21 12:41:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"My God, that looks dangerous."
"I know, I wonder where she got that outfit from?"

27/03/21 12:33:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

The annual consignment of fresh vegetables makes its way to up to Glasgow.

27/03/21 12:26:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

It runs on green fuel.

27/03/21 12:21:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

They were stopped by police as their tail light wasn't working properly.

27/03/21 12:21:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"Where's the baby?"
"Don't worry, he's in one of the bags."
Men can be so clueless.

27/03/21 12:20:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Street food

27/03/21 12:19:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Traffic news now and there's been a crash involving a Motorcycle on the A20 and it's causing one helluva jam."

27/03/21 12:18:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

It's a race!
Between:
How far will I get until I run out of gas.
Will I lose more vegetables than will make it home.
How far will I get until I run out of captions.

27/03/21 12:14:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Deliveroo rushes some nice firm courgettes to Mildred in the library.

27/03/21 12:03:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"How many cylinders does your bike have Dave?"

"Fyffe."

27/03/21 12:00:08

 
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