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Im sorry we are going to have to cancel the seance this is a letter from the bailiffs and we have been repossessed
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Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

I'm sorry we are going to have to cancel the seance this is a letter from the bailiffs and we have been repossessed

27/03/21 8:07:51

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Eh sexy lady...
Gingham style"

27/03/21 8:05:51

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Check her out  --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Anne of clean tables..

27/03/21 8:01:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

This note will self destruct in 3...2....

27/03/21 8:02:00

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Along with the table and the girl. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

Another busy day at Tristan da Cunha's mail sorting office.

27/03/21 8:02:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"What have you done Fido? That's MY LEG!!"

27/03/21 8:00:45

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"...and my other leg." --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

When you wake from a coma and find the guy who doesn’t know his ass from his elbow is the President of the divided states.

27/03/21 20:51:20

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

SNP supporter gets an Alba campaign leaflet through her letterbox.

27/03/21 9:30:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

Looks like a recipe for disaster.

27/03/21 8:03:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Carmen read and re-read the letter with something between disbelief and horror, her worst fears confirmed. A chill ran down her spine as she envisaged the terrible repercussions of her error. She hadn't registered her sodding postal vote!

27/03/21 8:01:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

Deidre, you bitch, this is to inform you that the suppository I gave you for your hemorrhoids is actually an explosive activated by dampness and heat. Farewell you two timing cow, you always said you wanted to go out with a bang.
Love Mary.

27/03/21 14:23:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

1918. Caroline's got a letter for her vaccination appointment, but wait - she's an anti-vaxxer! What does she do? Go through with it? Or endure the potential social stigma?

27/03/21 13:14:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

"Dear Mrs. Hitler. Due to a clerical error your son has been accidentally circumcised. We apologise for the error, but can assure you that young Adolf will suffer no long term side effects."

27/03/21 10:48:41

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more like missing a ball --SnapDragon D
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

Maureen perfected her technique for tomorrow's Stare Out competition.

27/03/21 9:03:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"This note? Covered in superglue. Also the tablecloth."

27/03/21 9:00:03

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And the floor. --Willie Johnson
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Things could've been so different if Dorothy hadn't followed that yellow brick road.

27/03/21 8:59:39

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

After no pupils turned up to the School of the Blind classes next year they are sending out the acceptance letters in braille

27/03/21 8:26:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

She couldn't believe it, she'd nailed the audition. She'd got the staring role...

27/03/21 8:20:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Now class if you would all like to look at these cartoons I have done of religious leaders.

27/03/21 8:04:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

'Dear Ms Brown, it has come to Comrade Patel's attention that you have not been using regulation Union Jack tablecloths. You will now face a fine and ten years imprisonment.'
- Signed, Glorious People's Chairman Johnson.

27/03/21 8:03:13

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

New mothers: Never change your baby on a sloping table next to an open window.

27/03/21 8:00:17

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Dear Karen we are writing to inform you that you are wrong.

29/03/21 3:23:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Maria I’ve done Juan over the border to America.

27/03/21 18:33:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Dear Mrs Macbeth, please return the tablecloth I lent you. Make sure it's nice and clean and free of damned spots etc. Cheers, Mrs Macduff.

27/03/21 17:58:03

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Charlotte was horrified that Jim had used her second best table cloth and put it away dirty. Worse still,he'd been using superglue and now she was stuck fast to it....

27/03/21 16:16:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

After reading and re-reading the rules, she suddenly realized leapfrog requires at least two people.

27/03/21 10:43:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

She's eagerly waiting. Are you going to Checker Inn?

27/03/21 10:29:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''I don't believe it. Dave remembered to put a stamp on the envelope.''

27/03/21 10:25:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Dear Jane..........

27/03/21 9:50:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Hi, you must be Oliver's Mum, thanks for volunteering for the school fate today. Your stall raised the most money...could you check if your letter said helping with messages or massages?"

27/03/21 9:44:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10350Chris Keegan

Caption me to be replaced with Essay me. You have until noon, get writing.

27/03/21 9:31:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"By the time you read this, I will have replaced this dirty tablecloth."

27/03/21 8:58:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"It's from the Doc!"

27/03/21 8:28:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''Is that a fox in the kitchen?''

27/03/21 8:28:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Sarah finds the letter from her sons school about the class nativity play and wonders how she can turn her tabke cloth into a shepards costume before 9 o'clock

27/03/21 8:13:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Dear Mrs Wobblebottom. We are writing to let you know that we've received the results of your blood test and can confirm that your left hand is slowly turning into a spider. Please don't come back to your GP surgery.

27/03/21 8:01:22

 
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