"Now, where did I leave that box?"

28/03/21 21:28:54

lol

Trust a Trader's Worst Toaster Engineer 1986

28/03/21 20:59:53

It's a little know fact that Bowie was once a member of Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

28/03/21 20:00:05

Celebrity Gogglebox

28/03/21 20:07:37

"Surely out of the three there must be two the same colour."

28/03/21 20:07:25

creative

David Boweye

28/03/21 20:00:44

All the Young Cubes

28/03/21 21:18:27

David Boweye

28/03/21 20:54:59

Face Oddity

28/03/21 20:54:30

I always wondered who Dave from caption.me was

29/03/21 8:32:38

Dave?

28/03/21 23:32:51

"...taken during his Berlin Error."

28/03/21 22:58:50

From Lodger to Resident.

28/03/21 22:24:51

His mind's eye

28/03/21 22:19:02

A lad insane

28/03/21 20:01:32

Schrödinger's cat survived, but now suffers from terrible nightmares.

28/03/21 20:01:14

He did indeed know when to go out and stay in,and it was a staying in time

29/03/21 12:39:14

"When I die, you can Bowie my ashes in this box."

29/03/21 9:24:18

"Hey buddy, my eye's up here."

29/03/21 9:19:26

Keep your eye on the prize

29/03/21 8:34:32

David was always a little different.

29/03/21 0:08:22

“You’ll need to wear more than THAT, David. You’re starting to Shiva.”

28/03/21 23:26:02

“Really?” said David, “I don’t see any eye.”

28/03/21 23:16:02

"He's a strange Bowie."

28/03/21 22:59:47

"I sense, a camera [FLASH]."

28/03/21 22:54:28

Bowie's drug habit was so bad he worked as a speed camera.

28/03/21 22:22:53

Before Amazon bought the concept, Dave pitched his Ring Doorbell idea on Dragon's Den

28/03/21 22:17:31

David took the 3rd eye meaning in chakra meditation literally.

28/03/21 21:58:56

Fun fact: the original lyric was 'Ch-ch-ch-ch-chest-with-a-hexahedral-cuboid-shape-and-an-eyeball-glued-to-the-front'.

28/03/21 21:31:06

If you see something, say something.

28/03/21 21:28:06

Brainbox

28/03/21 21:27:36

"For a headache I suggested an ice cube not eyes cube Mr Bowie."

28/03/21 21:21:52

Whack-in-the-Box

28/03/21 21:13:48

David Bowie. Great at music. Not so good at Cyclops impressions.

28/03/21 20:59:09

The X³-Files

28/03/21 20:52:22

People look funny when they shave one of their eyebrows off.

28/03/21 20:52:03

I told the Milk Tray man to keep an eye on my chocolates.

28/03/21 20:36:39

Transitioning.. into cubism

28/03/21 20:34:48

A box set on eye-tunes.

28/03/21 20:34:39

🎵 "Then I got the small red box
And I didn't know what to do" 🎵

28/03/21 20:32:36

Bowie's ideas that were better than Tin Machine, number 126: Wear a block on his head with an eye stuck in the middle.

28/03/21 20:27:06

Forgetting the lyrics is usually caused by a mental block.

28/03/21 20:19:08

His blocked ears were caused by Labyrinthitis.

28/03/21 20:14:29

It's a little known fact that Bowie suffered from a terrble smokers cough.
Ciggie plagued catarrh...The doctor said.

28/03/21 20:08:18

Euclidean Space Oddity

28/03/21 20:05:24

Diva'ed Bowie

28/03/21 20:04:49

He looks like a minion dollars.

28/03/21 20:02:18

"General Zog, your disguise is perfect. These stupid humans will allow us to control their world leaders without ever suspecting us."

28/03/21 20:01:35

Special camera for catching The Speeders from Mars.

28/03/21 20:01:28

"Even with a box over the silly members-only hat, we can still tell that you're a Mason David"

28/03/21 20:01:04

The Thin White Duke Box

28/03/21 20:00:45

"How's your Tesseract-ing career going Dave?"

28/03/21 20:00:39

Early attempts at spy technology by Huahei were bleeding obvious to say the least.

28/03/21 20:00:28

Browneye camera.

28/03/21 20:00:23

"It's not so much regret for my life choices as it is the slow dying of my soul," said yet another Picasso model.

28/03/21 20:00:18

He always thought outside the box.

28/03/21 20:00:11