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"I wouldnt mind a pair like that."  "Oh come off it Ermintrude! Youd look ridiculous in flip flops."
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stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"I wouldn't mind a pair like that."

"Oh come off it Ermintrude! You'd look ridiculous in flip flops."

27/02/21 8:38:45

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Flip flops? They look more like spaniel's ears. --Mauris Iocus
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Two? Freak."

27/02/21 8:01:35

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And they are on her chest. Udderly ridiculous. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Flashing Meadows

27/02/21 8:22:08

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& melons --Mauris Iocus
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"Can't see why the farmer likes to milk her in his private quarters."

27/02/21 8:24:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Look at the size of those udders!"

"No wonder her calves are so thin."

27/02/21 8:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard.

27/02/21 18:21:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Bristols fan taunts Uddersfield.

27/02/21 8:20:10

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Well Daisy! I must admit, I find this human zoo really disappointing. "

"Well at least this time, the ginger one isn't throwing her own poo at us."

27/02/21 8:04:01

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Next time Frank, I get the front half of this cow costume".

27/02/21 19:21:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''You've come to the wrong place, luv. The stag do is in the next field.''

27/02/21 8:30:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

That caused a bit of a titter among the cows.

27/02/21 14:53:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

"Oh my god, that's disgusting. She's got an outie belly button"

27/02/21 8:52:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

A strip down Mammary Lane.

27/02/21 8:26:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

"We are not amoosed!"

27/02/21 8:53:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Ok girls let's go back to eating grass she clearly doesnt know its mating season and Barry the Bull likes a change and is right behind her.

27/02/21 8:14:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Dave, performing a traditional New Zealand mating ritual.

27/02/21 8:06:46

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Haka Heifer --Mauris Iocus
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Alexa, show us your tits"

28/02/21 10:53:20

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Siri they're saggin --Mauris Iocus
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Bonnie Raitt will do anything for attention.

28/02/21 0:25:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"YOU CALL THOSE TEETS? THESE ARE TEETS!"

28/02/21 0:24:50

 
susan middleton susan middleton

Don't be silly Daisy ours are udders those are pimples

27/02/21 20:54:16

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luv it when the grammar police call's out sumbody elses, Mistakes', and make's "cockups' of their own? like no Capital letteR, or fool stop!!! 😀 --Troompa Loompa
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

I wish we had one of those Ermuntrude.
What do you mean Daisy she’s got two.
Not the udders the thing holding them in. If I had one of those I could jump the fence without catching my teats on the barb wire.

27/02/21 18:17:35

 
Snap Dragon Vote score: 344Snap Dragon

haha - city titties

27/02/21 17:50:45

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How about "Pasture Udders vs City Titties" --Mauris Iocus
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Daisy the deaf and dumb milkmaid could still tell the cows when it was milking time.

27/02/21 13:45:34

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Finally some sign language I can sign onto. Those 2 braille bumps say "Yes Please!" --Mauris Iocus
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Being called Hugh Heifer had its occasional perks.

27/02/21 12:21:55

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She could take a few tips from that motorcycle mama, to work her way up to Huge Heifer. --Mauris Iocus
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"She's flashing us."
"I'm blinded. Does she ever let those two things get any sun?"

27/02/21 8:43:23

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Sue was hoping to gain herd immunity

27/02/21 8:05:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Ok class, one more upright row and then we'll beef it up a notch with some calf raises."

27/02/21 8:04:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Want some cream for those bee stings, love!"

27/02/21 8:03:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Guys, do you remember when humans used to walk down here during lockdown? All sensible, appreciative of nature and respectful. Now the only time we see them is when they're on their way home from the pub and we have to put up with this"

27/02/21 8:03:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Trainee farmer was told she had to lift her top before milking but it has to be past-her-eyes.

27/02/21 8:02:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Beef and tatties

27/02/21 8:00:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

The Cow Whisperer.

27/02/21 18:21:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"What the hell is that contraption? Why does it hold them in place like that? - These humans have very strange ideas"

27/02/21 10:34:28

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

Laititia read that exposure to a Vache Scene would give Her d'Immunite.....

27/02/21 10:20:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Jess Glynne gets annoyed when she finds out Glastonbury has more than one farmers field

27/02/21 10:11:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

"Silly moo!"

27/02/21 10:05:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Dirty cow

27/02/21 9:52:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Right I have flashed my headlights, Now you sound your horn

27/02/21 9:22:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Local MP exposed in the Cowgate Scandal.

27/02/21 8:45:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"You're fine just the way you are. No need for tears."

27/02/21 8:35:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

Trying to think of a caption here. I'm frozen like a deer in the headlights.

27/02/21 8:29:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Bloody tiny."
"Lacking teats."
"Udderly ridiculous."
"My grandma's got better."

Nasty cows.

27/02/21 8:27:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Did you enjoy flashing your milk swollen tits?''

''No, when I saw the size of the cows' udders I nearly bottled it.''

27/02/21 8:19:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Why would she pierce it?"

27/02/21 8:11:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Crowds are getting restless, desperate for a pint.

27/02/21 8:09:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

New WHO Advertising Campaign: Sandra shows the cows why breast is best.

27/02/21 8:05:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Humans!"

27/02/21 8:02:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh good, she's brought the jugs."

27/02/21 8:00:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Who are you trying to impress love? Ours are bigger than yours. And we've got more nipples"

27/02/21 8:00:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Is that Dave showing off his moobs?

27/02/21 8:00:27

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I think maybe 'Dave' would work better.  --Karyn Harrison
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