super vote: ( left this week)
To add captions, first sign up
"Are you sure your mother will be ok minding three kids, next to the river bank?"
09/02/21 8:15:34
It was tiring work shoplifting baguettes for a living..
09/02/21 8:05:44
''She's asleep. Why don't we snatch the bag, Dave?''''Don't you think she's a bit heavy.''
09/02/21 8:23:13
Meet Doris, the mouthwash gurgling world champion.
09/02/21 8:33:35
Snora Batty
09/02/21 8:00:49
It's been a hard day's knit.
09/02/21 8:00:08
"So how did your Nan die?""She choked to death on a conker."
09/02/21 8:49:56
Nerve gas, funnier than superglue.
09/02/21 8:17:26
We feared the Chinese would wipe us out with nuclear war, or a mutant virus, but in the end all it took was a modified finger trap.
09/02/21 8:11:57
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...
09/02/21 8:11:35
Mavis was enjoying retirement after a long career sword swallowing.
09/02/21 8:03:21
Edith Jones. Born 1924, died 1988 after choking on a gobstopper.
09/02/21 8:38:20
WARNING: Never let your mother fall asleep on a bench next to a golf course.
09/02/21 8:21:35
Old age benchioner
09/02/21 8:19:05
Doris Daysleeper
09/02/21 8:01:27
Necroleptic
09/02/21 15:42:39
Maggie was in ecstacy - she had discovered a totally new method of masturbation.
09/02/21 9:39:00
Waiting for God...oh!
09/02/21 9:28:07
Enid was reliving the days when she was more into S&M than M&S.
09/02/21 8:31:57
Mavis wake up you're dreaming about Ron Jeremy again
09/02/21 8:15:53
Pigeon to his mate... " This is to easy."
09/02/21 8:11:19
Poor old Tom couldn't bring himself to bury her.
09/02/21 8:03:20
*yawn*. "Sod it, five more minutes. Nobody's going to think of that caption"
09/02/21 8:01:16
Nan's legendary Christmas cake was 90% proof.
09/02/21 8:00:33
....SPLAT...."Gulp"Pigeons. They never miss a target.
09/02/21 8:00:11
"And, in Stevenage, this is the reaction to Lewis Hamilton's latest world championship."
10/02/21 21:27:21
After a longer than usual liquid lunch. Betty decided to sleep it off in the park, then go back to the Prince of Wales, to collect her gloves and scarf
09/02/21 18:55:24
She's about to drop off
09/02/21 18:06:50
"After years of feeding the birds, it was Kate's turn..."
09/02/21 13:07:17
French pornography is weird.
09/02/21 13:07:03
Alice was so bored, that dodging bird shit was becoming the highlight of her day.
09/02/21 11:24:05
Due to the Covid rules limiting the number of people who can meet indoors, open air dentists were becoming all the rage
09/02/21 11:15:08
"That's crazy Alice, she's pulling some kind of a trick, she's always got something up her sleeve."
09/02/21 11:12:24
Herman wanted to make sure of a seat for the afternoon procession. His mothers funeral arrangements would have to wait.
09/02/21 11:09:29
We assured Gran that she wasn’t on the employment scrap heap at 76. She now works full time for the environmental agency as a fully certified fly catcher.
09/02/21 10:47:34
This happens to me sometimes when I'm trying to decide whether to stay up for the 4 am... I mean 12 noon... picture.
09/02/21 10:44:41
When you've been waiting nearly an hour and the bus pulls up, narcolepsy is the last condition you'd want to have.
09/02/21 10:27:17
We all know someone who has a wee nap in the afternoon no matter where they are.
09/02/21 9:29:45
Ethel Higginbottom never knew her snoring alerted a schooner to the danger of running aground in a sea fog
09/02/21 9:16:35
All this talk about pigeons, it was bloody blue birds over the white cliffs of Dover.
09/02/21 8:52:02
Will Hilda Ogden escape from becoming a sacrifice for the rabid ducks at the local pond? Find out on the next episode of Coronation Street...
09/02/21 8:33:27
A Gran Doze Out
09/02/21 8:25:21
Poor missus Jones, she was knackered carrying round a full colostomy bag.
09/02/21 8:09:38
On the bored-walk
09/02/21 8:06:54
'Dave did xyzzzzzz...'
09/02/21 8:02:25
Sleeping Betty
09/02/21 8:00:09
"Yes. I'd like to report a dead prostitute."
09/02/21 12:41:47
All that traditional Russian dancing had tired Vera out.
09/02/21 8:11:32
Yulia Skripal has another day trip to Salisbury
09/02/21 8:04:31
more photos from the captioning gallery
