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At the end of each term at university Bruce would bring his stuff home for his mum to wash.
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Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

At the end of each term at university Bruce would bring his stuff home for his mum to wash.

09/02/21 20:26:44

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They're called Bruce just to avoid confusion. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

You think that looks impressive you should have seen him deliver it all on his moped

09/02/21 20:13:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

09/02/21 21:21:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Has no-one explained that the Tour de France winner always does the dishes?

09/02/21 20:01:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"I bet he wished he worked in a Greek restaurant."

09/02/21 20:11:15

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

That's it I've had enough go tell those kids they are not having their frisbees back

09/02/21 20:05:30

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New Kids on the Wok? --Mauris Iocus
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

"Would you like a wafer thin mint?"

09/02/21 20:03:56

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better... --Charles Gilbert
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

"So what attracted you to your new boyfriend?"

"Well on his tinder profile he looked really dishy."

09/02/21 20:02:13

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2305Guideaux .


"What, my wife is having a baby?! HOLD THIS!"

09/02/21 20:27:06

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2305Guideaux .

"Oh superglue... very very funny guys..."

09/02/21 20:15:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Wang had a lot on his plate. Mostly plates.

09/02/21 20:00:41

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Once had a wang on my plate. No tip. --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Excuse me. I was in the toilet when you collected the plates and I've still got two peas left. Can I have it back please? It's the one in the middle"

09/02/21 20:00:21

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Minimum rage.

10/02/21 0:44:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 2508Molly R

"Now, gentlemen, let's start with who ordered the Big Mac?"

09/02/21 21:58:07

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 431Gavin Smithers

China Crisis

09/02/21 21:32:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19479Troompa Loompa

He's got a balanced diet.

09/02/21 21:11:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

He's due a break

09/02/21 20:20:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Come on, go and wash them."
"I can't, there's a dog being washed in the wash bowl."

09/02/21 20:05:32

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We ordered that dog, what's the hold up? --Mauris Iocus
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Weight here!"

09/02/21 20:05:12

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Tension grows as Chad attempts to break the world record for his many plates can you balance on the end of your knob.

09/02/21 20:02:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

Gary travelled to London in 1990 to pursue his dream of becoming a pop star. After a whole year of rejection from record companies, he had to find a job in a restaurant to make ends meet. Oh well, at least he managed to get on top of the pots.

09/02/21 20:01:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Now throw them on those poles and spin them."
"They wouldn't like it, they're busy working."

09/02/21 20:00:18

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

“Will that be all mister Depardieu?”

09/02/21 20:00:17

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Mr. Creosote? ;-) --Guideaux .
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

And yet five minutes later I was starving again!

09/02/21 20:00:06

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1940Karen Oakenfull

A man had just shouted out for all to hear, “Oi you clever dick, over here, you forgot this saucer hahaha..” Lee however, remained calm because shortly he will respond by performing his trademark ‘leap-up-spin-round-foot-face-punch-unconscious manoeuvre.

10/02/21 17:03:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

"It's a swan sleeping, it's got it's head burrowed underneath it's feathers"

10/02/21 8:23:18

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Was not disappointed in my image search for "Plate Tectonics".

10/02/21 0:43:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

I give you... the Porcelain Lotus!

10/02/21 0:42:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

No tip...

10/02/21 0:42:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

"Okay. Who ordered the spaghetti mixed with beef stew?

10/02/21 0:20:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

He must be a Saucerer.

09/02/21 22:22:36

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

The Oracle of Delphi

09/02/21 21:24:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Hello sir and welcome to All Leftovers You Can Lick night

09/02/21 20:46:28

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Wow, how'd I wake up in Amsterdam? --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Waiter? Can you get me another drink please?"

09/02/21 20:44:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

He needs a Fairy godmother.

09/02/21 20:34:05

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I nominate the guy with the skeleton. --Mauris Iocus
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

"Dishes-shomewhat difficult."

09/02/21 20:22:38

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Worst Sean Connery impersonator ever --Mr Dome
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"The bald git is returning these. He say he order 57, not 50 7."

09/02/21 20:20:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"Here's a photo of my new p-lates teacher. The classes aren't what I expected but my balance and strength have improved a lot."

09/02/21 20:19:37

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Son of a deesh.

09/02/21 20:18:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

That sinking feeling

09/02/21 20:15:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

China man

09/02/21 20:15:25

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

" I know the government rules state you can have two pints with every meal. But you Sir, are taking the piss."

09/02/21 20:13:32

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

"So my LSD trip kicked in and I saw this genie, floating on a bed of plates."

"Sounds like good shit man."

09/02/21 20:11:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

The new dinner service.

09/02/21 20:10:39

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"You want a tip? Try not to be so gullible when people ask you to do ridiculous things."

09/02/21 20:08:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"When you said on your dating profile you had lots of assiettes I thought you meant assets."

09/02/21 20:05:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Unfortunately my leg was protruding out from under the table at a 45 degree angle. He should have consulted Trip Advisor.

09/02/21 20:05:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Some of my best China plates

09/02/21 20:04:15

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 30Leeds Baggie

Hurry up and take the picture, these are heavy

09/02/21 20:03:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

Plate a Manger

09/02/21 20:03:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"Now juggle them."

09/02/21 20:02:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

China takaway

09/02/21 20:02:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

Next week he is going for the cup

09/02/21 20:00:51

 
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