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Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 110Endeavour 2 Persevere

In case you haven't realised,you're all witnesses to grooming on the internet.

09/02/21 14:53:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

The Hound of the Bathskervilles

09/02/21 12:35:31

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Elementary, my dear dachshund. --Peter Houle
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

♪ Working at the cur wash ♪

09/02/21 12:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

Needs more salt.

09/02/21 12:53:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Oh for god sake, not you lot again. Can't you caption about something else for a change and let me have a bath in peace?"

09/02/21 12:01:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11082Mr Dome

I've never been to a Korean barbecue before

09/02/21 14:45:01

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Oh, you really must go! If only for the Boxer burgers, Malamute meatloaf, Terrier tortellini, German Shepherd's pie, & as we like to say.. the Hot Dogs... I'm kidding.. they're ALL hot dogs! Well, except for the Shih Tzu sushi.  --Mauris Iocus
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

He didnt mind a bath it was when the hose came out for his colonic irrigation that sent him barking mad

09/02/21 12:25:35

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Best way to get those little plastic ducks out. --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"One Flea and we have to go through all this. Honestly, you humans are absolute wimps"

09/02/21 12:02:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

'Bad situation here. Gonna have to find myself a cowpat soon as...'

09/02/21 12:25:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

"A shampoo and setter, please."

09/02/21 12:04:43

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 30Leeds Baggie

Next time I'll lick the soap, start foaming at the mouth

09/02/21 19:49:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2346Willie Johnson

He's thinking about the fastest way to get the "clean" off.

09/02/21 17:48:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

"I'd prefer 'a cat bath'...

09/02/21 13:11:17

 
Molly R Vote score: 2503Molly R

I can't understand why it takes four of them.

09/02/21 12:17:25

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 657Ellen Duncalf

According to them, this is my enjoying myself face. One has to wonder what it’s like when I’m not.

09/02/21 12:05:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

She might be an old bitch but she still scrubs up well. Anyhow, that's enough about the wife this is our dog.

09/02/21 12:01:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

The WHO inspectors had found that there had been a leak from the Lab.

09/02/21 12:00:12

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 493Fozzgog B.

Lab hygiene is everyone's responsibility.

09/02/21 21:35:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

"The look on that face when he heard 'spot remover'..."

09/02/21 17:29:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

"Ruff day?"

09/02/21 14:27:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

This time last year washing the dog was a chore I was volunteered for, to Marley's delight it's now become a popular activity for all the family.

09/02/21 13:28:21

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Chocolate nab

09/02/21 13:09:30

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Ruff times.

09/02/21 12:59:45

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

Next time we try to breed her we need to find a dog with a better aim.

09/02/21 12:36:44

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

♫ Splish Splash I was taking a bath, dreamin' bout Paw Patrol ♫

09/02/21 12:27:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Pedigree glum

09/02/21 12:26:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"WOOF"
"I know, you're enjoying this aren't you"
"WOOF...WOOF"
"Yes, good Boy"
"WOOF"
"Oh, he was trying to tell us that he needed a poo. Have you got a bag?"

09/02/21 12:15:23

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Oops too late. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

A little bit more hot water and that will be the last of the ice of him, and kids no more covering him in snow to make a snowdog

09/02/21 12:13:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

The Smith family were finding it very hard to wash the poo out of their Golden Labrador.

09/02/21 12:12:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

"That'll teach you to take the Owl and Pussycat's boat without the proper quarantine checks"

09/02/21 12:10:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"How much for a happy ending?"

09/02/21 12:09:49

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Sorry, there's no lipstick to pretend you're reaching for. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

Pantene

09/02/21 12:06:47

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

Pooch perfect.

09/02/21 12:03:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

The Fox Poo and the Hound

09/02/21 12:00:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

"Apparently he fell in a swamp whilst trying to rescue his blind owner."

09/02/21 12:00:28

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Good memory. Or perhaps that one was yours? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"I really hope this isn't shaving cream"

09/02/21 12:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Shampooch

09/02/21 12:00:12

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

"Is 'e 'avin' a bath?"

09/02/21 19:47:23

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 30Leeds Baggie

Max was getting fed-up with lockdown, after his second wash in a month

09/02/21 15:56:27

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

"I'm not sure I'm woof it."

09/02/21 13:33:56

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"I don't know, I still feel arf-ful. --Willie Johnson
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Because I'm woof it.

09/02/21 13:29:52

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

DOG

09/02/21 12:37:15

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You've been studying those Sherlock Holmes books again. An inspiration for all of us to work on our powers of deduction. --Mauris Iocus
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''He's pissed in the bath again.''

''Doesn't everyone?''

09/02/21 12:02:15

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Most wait for the swimming pool. Maybe that's why the French call it a Pissine... but French pee everywhere. --Mauris Iocus
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

“Hah! This so-called Spa-Day, is just them feeling guilty. I want my balls back!”

09/02/21 12:00:11

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Aww... so cute. Doggies love tennis balls. --Mauris Iocus
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