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Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

President erect

07/01/21 20:37:11

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The erection's over. And he lost. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

"Donald! What you doing down there with your hands."

"Calm down honey, am just searching for those lost votes."

07/01/21 20:27:13

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Sorry stone face, I don't know how I missed this one. I would have voted for it. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

"He's only got thirteen left you know."

"What, days in office?"

"No, brain cells!"

07/01/21 20:01:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

"Smile you creep, otherwise I'll squeeze harder, crush your bollocks and rip them out of you trousers."

07/01/21 23:03:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

Capitol Thrill

07/01/21 21:18:58

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 434Fozzgog B.

Q-Anon Barbie (MAGA hat and pussy grabbing Ken sold separately)

07/01/21 21:21:38

 
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

Ah well, two more weeks and we're rid of the twat..

07/01/21 20:28:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13870Vanessa the Guesser

Ignorance is bliss

07/01/21 20:05:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Stop masturbating Donald, everyone already knows you're a w@nker"

07/01/21 20:00:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Dodgy style

07/01/21 21:00:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Hey, stop feeling my arse"

"Oh sorry, I thought you were Ivanka"

07/01/21 20:05:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"You feel that? That's called being grabbed by the pussy"

"No it's not. It's called being grabbed by the c-nt...on the pussy"

07/01/21 20:04:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Kelly never went anywhere without her Donald Trump rucksack.

07/01/21 20:04:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

"Donald, you're so small."
"I demand a recount."

08/01/21 9:08:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

The Future of the Republican Party

07/01/21 23:44:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

Mmm just trumped

07/01/21 23:22:18

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 119Peter Houle

Snake America Great Again

07/01/21 22:28:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4373Crunchy Chords

"We must destroy democracy. Just look at his face, isn't he just the cutest ickle wickle dictator you've ever seen?"

07/01/21 21:29:22

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11738 Smuldo

Inauguration Lay

07/01/21 21:20:01

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11738 Smuldo

Hair, Forced, Won.

07/01/21 21:18:00

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

@realDonaldTrump · 7 Jan
IN PEACH!

07/01/21 21:13:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7224James Lennox

Funny, she doesn't look like a seal.

07/01/21 20:22:15

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He's trying to seal the deal. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

She's between a rock and a hard place... and the podium.

07/01/21 20:11:00

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11738 Smuldo

Donald Pump.

07/01/21 20:04:51

 
Patel Jayesh Vote score: 11Patel Jayesh

Donald, where's your troosers?

08/01/21 18:47:47

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

"As a group we learnt all our tactics from this man"
"But then as you lot came first, how did you learn your tactics from this man? Very strange, very odd, a bit like this caption"
"It's alright, we've got our PR in place so who cares? - We don't care"

"Good if that's your attitude, why should I? Mummy! Mummy! The Klan are breaking the fourth wall again and they don't want to admit the they have puppets in government, protest movements and the police."

08/01/21 16:49:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

“Listen honey. You’re red coat is taking the attention away from my orange face. How dare you upstage me.”

08/01/21 14:45:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

Lame Duck and Dame Fuck

08/01/21 1:28:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

The Liar, The Witch, and The War Zone

07/01/21 23:46:16

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20052John Llamas

Trump flatly refused to vacate the oval orifice.

07/01/21 23:43:56

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

"Blondie, I'm about to show you the meaning of incumbent."

07/01/21 23:09:19

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 119Peter Houle

Podidumb

07/01/21 22:29:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

" Where's everyone going Donald?"

" I don't know, must have been something I said"

07/01/21 22:14:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

All that Mr President nonsense?? It's all behind me now

07/01/21 22:05:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1336Dot Old

He's just whispered tweet nothings in her ear.

07/01/21 21:58:00

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In her rear? (When said aloud it sounds the same as the last three words.) --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

Guessing who’s behind her she thought he hasn’t got his hands all over me, and he’s not sniffing my hair. Can’t be Joe Biden then.

07/01/21 21:41:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

Dick-tator

07/01/21 21:40:36

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Dick taster. --Willie Johnson
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Sorry love, thought you were Melania.

07/01/21 21:25:11

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

♪ Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes will smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you, Oh, Oh ♪
Donald had more than Georgia on his mind.

07/01/21 21:20:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

He ought to relieve himself from his post instead.

07/01/21 20:57:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

In God We Thrust

07/01/21 20:52:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

"...and his hands are so tiny! Oh, God. He's right behind me, isn't he?"

07/01/21 20:19:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

And then he finished and Loeffler speechless.

07/01/21 20:16:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15555Dan Nicholls

He thinks she wont get pregnant because she's using a cap.

07/01/21 20:12:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13870Vanessa the Guesser

Bring back Capitol punishment.

07/01/21 20:11:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

This is what Joe Biden and Kamala Harris should look like as they enter office - in the mind of the exiting president.

07/01/21 20:07:29

 
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