"You're not going to learn anything by sitting under Apple trees all day Isaac."

08/01/21 20:24:07

Fruit and Nut

08/01/21 20:00:06

"Doctor, doctor, I can't get apples off my mind!"

"Take a seat and I'll see wassailing you."

08/01/21 20:04:25

“For your defiance, William, your son will have toupee.”

09/01/21 4:10:33

From the back you'd never guess it was Mona Lisa

08/01/21 20:30:33

Gala-pecia

08/01/21 20:13:00

Slapple-head

08/01/21 20:01:29

Adam's apple

08/01/21 20:00:24

He had thought an Apple a day would keep the doctors away, but the bastards in white coats had come to take him away.

09/01/21 10:15:43

Pomme de tête

08/01/21 20:07:49

''Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to announce that the next contestant, William Tell, is unable to take part today owing to illness. Fortunately, someone from the audience has volunteered to take his place.
OK, Dave, take your time, fire when ready.''

08/01/21 20:04:14

There could be Overtures here.

08/01/21 20:01:43

Dave enjoys a balanced diet.

08/01/21 20:01:25

Like father, like son.

09/01/21 3:46:15

Bob would be glad when the pandemic was over and he could get the wart removed.

09/01/21 0:51:27

Apple Mac

08/01/21 20:31:56

"Bernie, the bolt!"

08/01/21 20:14:01

Thinking outside the Cox

08/01/21 20:00:09

Dave now knew his agent was lying, said it was a great photo opportunity

Mon 19:20:42

"Hell of a boil to get on archery day, Dave."

09/01/21 13:47:30

"You'll need more than that to Fill Mitchell."

09/01/21 8:09:36

"I'll get you next time Bananaman!"

09/01/21 6:35:52

A Golden Delicious and an Apple

09/01/21 4:13:35

You can tell he was in the Corps.

09/01/21 3:51:43

I know I put it down around here somewhere.

09/01/21 0:56:23

Mick was the first to see the aliens arrive in their giant apple-shaped craft.

09/01/21 0:55:01

Clever dick

09/01/21 0:47:59

I asked for a bowl cut

09/01/21 0:21:41

Steve Jobs brainstorms an early brand concept. Nod to 20:31:56.

08/01/21 23:04:20

Hot apple guy

08/01/21 22:38:43

Mike had long hair as a teen, but now he's as bald as a fruit.

08/01/21 21:06:24

I said apple paté, not apple pate.

08/01/21 21:04:43

Fruiting body

08/01/21 20:42:05

''I keep telling Bernie, don't bolt your food.''

08/01/21 20:31:55

Core worker

08/01/21 20:24:25

The puritans used to wear these on their heads to remind themselves of original sin. They were so relieved it wasn't a pineapple.

08/01/21 20:23:38

The story goes that he stood there with the apple on his head for ten years but it's probably pulp fiction.

08/01/21 20:22:01

The Wig Apple

08/01/21 20:21:54

Friar's tuck

08/01/21 20:14:34

My new hairstyle is growing on me.

08/01/21 20:13:49

Dr.Pimple Popper is going to have a great time popping that.

08/01/21 20:12:37

"If I told you I wasn't scared that would be a bald-faced lie."

08/01/21 20:07:02

And to think he used to have a full head of pear.

08/01/21 20:02:28

A apple a day keeps the dandruff away

08/01/21 20:00:37

"Now do you understand why I wear the bowler hat and keep the apple in front of this blank face?" said Magritte.

08/01/21 20:00:14

fruit on the goon

08/01/21 20:00:09