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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24048Ian Skelding

"You're not going to learn anything by sitting under Apple trees all day Isaac."

08/01/21 20:24:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10887The Wolf

Fruit and Nut

08/01/21 20:00:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

"Doctor, doctor, I can't get apples off my mind!"

"Take a seat and I'll see wassailing you."

08/01/21 20:04:25

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Love it. I was quite surprised to find out that wassailing involves throwing cider around orchards to bring in a good harvest, then getting smashed and dancing around. Do Wassailing parties still happen I wonder?  --Glyn Evans
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

“For your defiance, William, your son will have toupee.”

09/01/21 4:10:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2463Mark Wilson

From the back you'd never guess it was Mona Lisa

08/01/21 20:30:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14758Stephen Bean

Gala-pecia

08/01/21 20:13:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Slapple-head

08/01/21 20:01:29

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1392Dot Old

Adam's apple

08/01/21 20:00:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11522Neil Mackenzie

He had thought an Apple a day would keep the doctors away, but the bastards in white coats had come to take him away.

09/01/21 10:15:43

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"The Red Coats are coming! The Red Coats are coming!" I find it a bit ironic that in America after independence they started wearing white coats. And they made their horses where them too to show solidarity. Now when do we take them away? ... --Glyn Evans
Dot Old Vote score: 1392Dot Old

Pomme de tête

08/01/21 20:07:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13242Dave Bryan

''Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to announce that the next contestant, William Tell, is unable to take part today owing to illness. Fortunately, someone from the audience has volunteered to take his place.
OK, Dave, take your time, fire when ready.''

08/01/21 20:04:14

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5315Chris Halliwell

There could be Overtures here.

08/01/21 20:01:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14311Vanessa the Guesser

Dave enjoys a balanced diet.

08/01/21 20:01:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

Like father, like son.

09/01/21 3:46:15

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5038Lucky Elperro

Bob would be glad when the pandemic was over and he could get the wart removed.

09/01/21 0:51:27

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1392Dot Old

Apple Mac

08/01/21 20:31:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

"Bernie, the bolt!"

08/01/21 20:14:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14758Stephen Bean

Thinking outside the Cox

08/01/21 20:00:09

 
Patel Jayesh Vote score: 30Patel Jayesh

Dave now knew his agent was lying, said it was a great photo opportunity

11/01/21 19:20:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"Hell of a boil to get on archery day, Dave."

09/01/21 13:47:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6853C CaMel

"You'll need more than that to Fill Mitchell."

09/01/21 8:09:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

"I'll get you next time Bananaman!"

09/01/21 6:35:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

A Golden Delicious and an Apple

09/01/21 4:13:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

You can tell he was in the Corps.

09/01/21 3:51:43

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5038Lucky Elperro

I know I put it down around here somewhere.

09/01/21 0:56:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5038Lucky Elperro

Mick was the first to see the aliens arrive in their giant apple-shaped craft.

09/01/21 0:55:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11107Mr Dome

Clever dick

09/01/21 0:47:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11107Mr Dome

I asked for a bowl cut

09/01/21 0:21:41

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 110Sauce Pan

Steve Jobs brainstorms an early brand concept. Nod to 20:31:56.

08/01/21 23:04:20

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1009alexandra ball

Hot apple guy

08/01/21 22:38:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Mike had long hair as a teen, but now he's as bald as a fruit.

08/01/21 21:06:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2362Willie Johnson

I said apple paté, not apple pate.

08/01/21 21:04:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7175Vivvy En

Fruiting body

08/01/21 20:42:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13242Dave Bryan

''I keep telling Bernie, don't bolt your food.''

08/01/21 20:31:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14758Stephen Bean

Core worker

08/01/21 20:24:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

The puritans used to wear these on their heads to remind themselves of original sin. They were so relieved it wasn't a pineapple.

08/01/21 20:23:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13242Dave Bryan

The story goes that he stood there with the apple on his head for ten years but it's probably pulp fiction.

08/01/21 20:22:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14758Stephen Bean

The Wig Apple

08/01/21 20:21:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24048Ian Skelding

Friar's tuck

08/01/21 20:14:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14311Vanessa the Guesser

My new hairstyle is growing on me.

08/01/21 20:13:49

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 689Ellen Duncalf

Dr.Pimple Popper is going to have a great time popping that.

08/01/21 20:12:37

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"Would you like me to pop that?" "Yes please" said the apple. --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4466Crunchy Chords

"If I told you I wasn't scared that would be a bald-faced lie."

08/01/21 20:07:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

And to think he used to have a full head of pear.

08/01/21 20:02:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

A apple a day keeps the dandruff away

08/01/21 20:00:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4466Crunchy Chords

"Now do you understand why I wear the bowler hat and keep the apple in front of this blank face?" said Magritte.

08/01/21 20:00:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

fruit on the goon

08/01/21 20:00:09

 
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