"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Our Ryanair flight 1052 is having to make an emergency landing and we're burning up on our approach. If I'm being completely honest, that's the least of our problems..."

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Our Ryanair flight 1052 is having to make an emergency landing and we're burning up on our approach. If I'm being completely honest, that's the least of our problems..."