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"What are the odds?", thought Dorothy as she recognised Tin Mans arsehole at the top of the can.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"What are the odds?", thought Dorothy as she recognised Tin Man's arsehole at the top of the can.

10/01/21 8:49:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

"Do you feel lucky, drunk?"

10/01/21 9:41:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"It's my turn to buy the drinks for this week's Alcoholic Gamblers Anonymous meeting."

10/01/21 8:42:20

 
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

Scientists have tracked down the source of the candemic..

10/01/21 8:16:00

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Candida Albicans? --John Glover
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

Probability the best lager in the world

10/01/21 9:00:19

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Lager wager. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

Tune in to next week’s episode of Tin Tin.

10/01/21 8:13:49

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

The canteen in our local hospital has taken on a sinister range of carbonated drinks.

10/01/21 11:27:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

Anything that can happen will happen.

10/01/21 8:03:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 2352Molly R

On sale now at the Capitol building.

10/01/21 8:02:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Rein-can-ation

10/01/21 8:00:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Profound in Tesco's.

10/01/21 8:00:15

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

Cheers to probability!

10/01/21 17:08:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

There is a good chance you could die from cans sir.

10/01/21 15:46:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5209Kenny Ireland

Probably not a 2:1 "bottle".

10/01/21 14:47:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5209Kenny Ireland

It depends on which is the favourite.

10/01/21 14:38:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

Overrated.

10/01/21 11:54:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

Life and death lager is made with herbs. Be warned in can cause serious ale-mints.

10/01/21 11:41:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Your life is in the can

10/01/21 11:31:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

Tin/1

10/01/21 10:53:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

Staff announcement, bookmaker to aisle 4... customer waiting

10/01/21 9:29:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

A 'sign' of the times

10/01/21 9:21:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''Watson, I don't think this man was murdered. It's odds on he died from alcoholic poisoning. Look, here's the proof.''

10/01/21 8:58:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''Make a difference. Train to be an alcoholic: A Life & Death Vocation.''

10/01/21 8:41:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5209Kenny Ireland

...and what is the proof?

10/01/21 8:38:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

The beer-all and end-all.

10/01/21 8:37:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

What are the odds anyone will pay that price for those cans? You'd think it's a matter of life and death.

10/01/21 8:29:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

New delivery system introduced for Covid vaccine.

10/01/21 8:28:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

LIFE & DEATH: To get the best odds of surviving the pandemic bet with Honest Boris, turd accountant and failed piss-up in brewery organiser.

10/01/21 8:26:04

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"Turd Accountant"? Who are the furst and secund? --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

Do you know? Can you be sure?

10/01/21 8:16:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

What are the odds of those cans still being full tomorrow morning?

10/01/21 8:13:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

Corona lager redesigns its tins.

10/01/21 8:09:06

 
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

After all, we are all just fizzical beings.

10/01/21 8:05:30

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1336Dot Old

Hands. Face. Spaced Out.

10/01/21 8:04:29

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

I'm guessing the odds are somewhere between V8 & WD40.

Tue 22:52:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

Liver little, with scarring.

10/01/21 10:51:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4958Stu Dent

The mortality rate

10/01/21 10:22:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

Ask Phil Collins

10/01/21 10:05:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

"Five to one he gets away
That's the odds I'm going to give
Five to four they blast him away
Three to one he's going to live"

(* From "Johnny" by Thin Lizzy *)

10/01/21 9:00:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

How cans of Pepsi look after a teenager in Asda coughs in your face.

10/01/21 8:01:13

 
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