My God was I drunk last night. I hope I didn't do anything silly.

15/11/20 20:01:52

creative

Kerplonk

15/11/20 20:08:35

"You've no idea just how much wine I had to drink to create this amazing sculpture. How I suffer for my art."

15/11/20 20:53:00

Darling, I'm so pleased you have managed to curb your drinking and have taken such an interest in the garden.

15/11/20 20:22:34

Critics are saying, “What is it?”

15/11/20 23:06:16

Gulpture

15/11/20 20:22:25

“Malcolm, I know we’ve recently won Euro millions, but I don’t see why you have you have to show off so much with the recycling? Can’t the wine bottles just go in the appropriately coloured bin?”

15/11/20 20:03:17

Finally found a use for my Scottish wine.

15/11/20 20:00:57

USA suspicious about gift Christmas tree Afghanistan sent them

15/11/20 20:58:11

It's the thing with living in a castle, even the bottle bank has to look posh.

15/11/20 20:47:16

Apparently it's Sadam Hussein's old house. He was fond of a rack.

15/11/20 20:09:08

Drinking fountain

15/11/20 20:44:17

"I always turn to pawn when I've had a few bottles."

15/11/20 20:44:07

"It's a Louise Beaujolais."

15/11/20 20:35:59

"Darling, you're making an exhibition."

15/11/20 20:10:50

"Did we go too far? Let me check, mate."

15/11/20 20:09:26

Drunky Puzzle Tree

15/11/20 20:01:02

Jean-Pierre hates his job - every time he puts a bottle in the rack he lets out a little whine

16/11/20 2:05:32

"What happened to all the bottles from our drinking last night?"
"I dunno, didn't we just throw them in that fenced off area?"

15/11/20 22:05:07

“............Epcock?”

15/11/20 21:53:09

The local council does not remember giving planning permission for this

15/11/20 21:50:15

The Royal Casilly

15/11/20 21:44:31

Lottabottle.

15/11/20 21:34:26

There is also a coffee sculpture in the grounds.

15/11/20 21:32:09

I don't know what's happened to the Christmas tree its only been up in the attic

15/11/20 21:03:37

“It’s a ‘pawn ornament.’”

15/11/20 21:03:23

Money for Nothing tree.

15/11/20 20:59:41

"Dad said he was going to repair that bloody fountain if it was the last thing he did. Nah, I bet he's bottled it."

15/11/20 20:58:43

Trump Memorial Declared Offensive to Dildos

15/11/20 20:42:57

I can’t sing and I’m useless with Women, but I don’t whine.

15/11/20 20:42:00

Kinga to f1.

15/11/20 20:21:34

"Goodness, it's pouring down again."

15/11/20 20:14:54

Someone has made a sculpture out of all the cylindrical black liquorice sweets Gulliver doesn’t like in his bags of Allsorts.

15/11/20 20:14:41

"I have to say love, when you said you were thinking about opening a bottle bank I had my doubts"

15/11/20 20:03:24

Although he worked in glass, the sculptor didn’t want to be labelled.

15/11/20 20:02:45

Chez Floyd

15/11/20 20:02:33

"Ah, reminds me of my student days."

"I didn't realise you studied sculpture."

"You misunderstand. I drank 300 bottles of wine in a month."

15/11/20 20:01:56

Bottle rocket

15/11/20 20:00:38

There's no party quite like an Ann Summers party in Essex.

15/11/20 20:00:20

Where could this picture of been taken?
Well it wasn’t in Cork.

15/11/20 20:00:09