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When your husband buys you some remote controlled vibrating love eggs and you forget to take them out before taking your Mum to her doctors appointment.
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The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

When your husband buys you some remote controlled vibrating love eggs and you forget to take them out before taking your Mum to her doctor's appointment.

11/11/20 20:10:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13607Vanessa the Guesser

Some people are so dramatic when flicking bogies.

11/11/20 20:03:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32879Tony Edwards

Mary welcomes her mother-in-law by performing the haka.

11/11/20 20:19:11

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 372Fozzgog B.

Where will you be when the laxatives kick in?

11/11/20 21:07:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Lightning fast reaction saves your pants falling down when your braces snap.

11/11/20 20:15:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"Finish her!"

11/11/20 22:49:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

Spending 15 years training in martial arts prepares you for almost anything, with the exception of a tiny mouse.

11/11/20 21:03:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13105Stephen Bean

When you see a car about to fly through the salon window and don't want to ruin your new nails.

11/11/20 20:28:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12098Dave Bryan

♪ Gangnan Style ♪

11/11/20 20:24:11

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Fozzgog B. Vote score: 372Fozzgog B.

Even after the zombie apocalypse there was still a queue for the ladies toilet

11/11/20 21:16:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 828alexandra ball

Gangsta granny.

11/11/20 20:49:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12098Dave Bryan

''Superglue, Gulliver.......''

How low can the limbo dancing captioneer go?

11/11/20 20:01:16

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Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

'STOP!... Gramma time!' 🎶

11/11/20 20:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13607Vanessa the Guesser

"I hate it when there's no toilet paper"

11/11/20 20:00:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Aside from funerals, coronations and CAT scans, there are very few moments in life where you shouldn't do the Macarena.

12/11/20 15:03:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"Sweep the leg!"

11/11/20 22:49:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"Not now Cato, I can see through your feeble disguise, I'm in urgent need of a piss."

11/11/20 21:05:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 383Ellen Duncalf

Julia donned her cutlass and decided to go to the annual Christmas ”fancy dress” as Jack Sparrow.

11/11/20 20:57:43

 
Silly String Silly String

🎶 Y.M.T.A 🎶

11/11/20 20:39:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

♪ Greased Lightning, go Greased Lightning ♪

"Er, excuse me, that's really inappropriate behaviour in a funeral home when I'm trying to say goodbye to my husband"

11/11/20 20:28:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32879Tony Edwards

Tongue and groove

11/11/20 20:26:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6768James Lennox

The hip hop that brought about the hip op.

11/11/20 20:21:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23345Ian Skelding

"Three one, three one, three one, three one."
"What? Fulham winning three one?"
"No, we've actually scored one."

11/11/20 20:18:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Not many people know she used to be a jockey.

11/11/20 20:17:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13105Stephen Bean

It can be quite a shock when a magical mirror shows you what you're going to look like in twenty years time.

11/11/20 20:15:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

The ladies' loo at the Tom Jones concert was a bit slippy underfoot.

11/11/20 20:10:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7235Hercules Rockefeller

"Ooh, a penny!"

11/11/20 20:04:12

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9882Chris Keegan

"Sue! For God's sake hide yourself! It's a SPIDER!"

11/11/20 20:02:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

Nanja

11/11/20 20:01:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4258Crunchy Chords

"EARTHQUAKE!"
"No, that's just my husband in the loo having a wank."

11/11/20 20:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 699Charles Gilbert

The Hexorsist.

12/11/20 1:10:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen

11/11/20 22:45:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6736Vivvy En

"Stand back, mother, I need to do the crutch test"

11/11/20 21:10:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9882Chris Keegan

I must say, it's fairly unusual for doctors waiting rooms to play AC/DC

11/11/20 20:42:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7135Glyn Evans

Air piano, Suzanna must be a professional playing two at once.

11/11/20 20:27:06

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Yes, you've shown me your fellatio stance before, dear. Now let's not leave Grandad alone with the Xmas tree, you know he's needle-phobic!"

11/11/20 20:15:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Who moved the fucking seat!!

11/11/20 20:03:48

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Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

When the floor is deceptively flat.

11/11/20 20:01:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4258Crunchy Chords

"That's it: Windolene on. Windolene off. Come find me when you've cleaned all the mirrors."
"Yes Sensei."

11/11/20 20:00:25

 
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