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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

Pot men caught selling weed.

07/11/20 12:00:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4717Stu Dent

Today's coronavirus update brings in new experts

07/11/20 12:00:36

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Those Woodentops need sorting out, boys. Just because my name's Little Weed they think it's funny to send that ruddy Spotty Dog over to piss on me!"

07/11/20 16:16:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

"What are they doing Bill?"

"Trying to think of something funny to say about us Ben."

"Really? ... Arseholes."

07/11/20 13:37:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

Little Weed wants a relationship with no strings attached.

07/11/20 13:03:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''That's the problem with Ben. Once he's had a few drinks he'll pull anything.''

07/11/20 12:05:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

"Ben, I wouldn't kick her out of the flower bed."

07/11/20 12:37:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

Operation Flobbadobberdobber uncovers the masterminds of a pot smuggling ring who have weed so potent that they believe it's speaking to them. Don't take my word for it, the Weed told me to type this.

07/11/20 12:09:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

"Was it Bill, or was it Ben, who fertilised Little Weed?"

07/11/20 12:20:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''That's Charlie Dimmock watering the greenhouse, Bill. Those melons are absolutely massive.''

07/11/20 12:53:30

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

The Flower Pot Men have always been potty about a Little Weed.

07/11/20 12:36:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

God Mum, life was bleak before Netflix.

07/11/20 12:20:27

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It was Mr Benn and Trumpton etc for me. And the test card obviously --Mr Dome
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

I picked a hell of a day to give up glue sniffing.

09/11/20 19:02:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

Wait'll Ginger and Mary Ann get a load of me!

08/11/20 0:50:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

"Flop a lop a dop"
- "Bill, are you pissed again???"

07/11/20 21:37:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Bill called her Weed, but she told Ben he could call her Daisy.

07/11/20 18:58:10

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

Two pot-heads were caught growing an illegal weed plant in the picturesque village of Stonedwell, Hampshire. Police made a real hash of their arrest and they are now on the run.

07/11/20 18:38:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

"Poor weed, I saw Percy throw her"
- "I know, but at least Terry got her"

07/11/20 18:32:19

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Look, that pervert Andy Pandy's Muffin' the Mule again!"

07/11/20 16:04:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"Marionette?"

"No. She found out I was gay and dumped me."

07/11/20 13:53:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

"Flobberphwoar...! Here's comes the gardener with his hoe."

07/11/20 13:44:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Have you had a crap this morning, Bill?''

''No, I'm still pot bound.''

07/11/20 12:44:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"Wee doll, Bill."
"Yeah, I've got a litre of it here, Ben."

07/11/20 12:41:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5180Karyn Harrison

"Hey boys, I heard it on the grapevine that we're about to be replaced by Parsley the Lion, Dill the Dog and Lady Rosemary."

07/11/20 12:29:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

Flower Pot Ménage à trois

07/11/20 12:25:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"Come now Ben, surely we're not going to let a bit of weed come between us."

07/11/20 12:20:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

"I heard that Andy Pandy's a right diva to work with"

07/11/20 12:18:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Where shall we go on our holidays, boys?''

♪ Let's Go To San Fransisco ♪

07/11/20 12:11:43

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

Bill to Ben: "Flubbalubadub!"
Ben to Bill: "If you loved me, you'd swallow that."

07/11/20 12:03:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Not what I hoped for when I googled big black cock

07/11/20 12:02:36

 
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