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C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

When Harry Met Ally

10/11/20 12:24:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12095Dave Bryan

You may be lucky. Nice alligators don't swallow.

10/11/20 12:02:38

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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1841Karen Oakenfull

The irony lol. I fake it, and my partner says I sound like I’m “being eaten alive by an alligator” during orgasm. Mad.

10/11/20 12:03:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9880Chris Keegan

"Darling look out!"
- "I'll be fine love, I've been doing that for years"

10/11/20 12:00:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

Come as you Aaaarggghhh!

10/11/20 12:26:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

"Well, the women will be alright, but the men are gonna be screwed"

10/11/20 12:00:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5180Karyn Harrison

Get your crocs off.

10/11/20 16:48:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9880Chris Keegan

I'm telling you now, if I'm attacked I'm never coming again.

10/11/20 12:04:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

Be careful the males tend to fall asleep but the females are frustrated and want something to eat.

10/11/20 16:52:36

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On occasion, the males will eat the females, but that's a different story. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

Punch and Judy show cancelled following complaints.

10/11/20 12:42:14

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 826alexandra ball

It's a fake worse than death.

10/11/20 12:07:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

The worst place in the world to get a snapped condom

10/11/20 12:00:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"You'll be alright then Shirley, your Bill says you are good at that."

10/11/20 16:31:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

"And welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Let's go live now to Carol who's taking part in our most gruesome Bushtucker Trial...Hey Dec, who would have thought that Alligators like giving oral..."

10/11/20 14:27:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7235Hercules Rockefeller

"What a load of croc!"

10/11/20 13:42:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12095Dave Bryan

''What do you think, Jane?''

''To be honest, Mary, I'm not really into rough sex.''

10/11/20 13:14:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32875Tony Edwards

Crocodile Done Deed

10/11/20 12:29:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

"Salt water?"
'It is now.'

10/11/20 12:27:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12095Dave Bryan

If attacked by an alligator with ereptile dysfunction, don't blame yourself. It's his problem not yours.

10/11/20 12:01:03

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Until he takes it out on you. And then you'll be a stiff. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

It's a large scale problem!

11/11/20 7:46:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5061Kenny Ireland

( This sign also applies to females ).

10/11/20 23:50:53

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

'All Yes and Gators'

(Explanatory note: this is a pun on the title of a BBC TV ecclesiastical sitcom which ran from 1966-71, starring Derek Nimmo).

10/11/20 18:32:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13603Vanessa the Guesser

I'm not sure I could pull that off.

10/11/20 15:57:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7133Glyn Evans

"Go on then, I could do with a laugh. Whenever you're ready."

10/11/20 15:39:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"I'll have what she's having."

10/11/20 15:03:49

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"I'll have what she's having." Deep lacerations, internal organ damage, unchecked bleeding, loss of limbs, deep puncture wounds and loss of life? --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13100Stephen Bean

Ally McSqueal

10/11/20 13:58:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

It's the sperm whales you really need to watch out for

10/11/20 13:52:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13100Stephen Bean

Coitus interippedus

10/11/20 13:46:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Theresa May has been swimming in there for a couple of weeks now and still not seen any alligators

10/11/20 12:32:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12095Dave Bryan

It worked for Mavis but then she suggested a threesome with a crocodile.......

10/11/20 12:18:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7133Glyn Evans

That advice is about as useful as saying that if you fake an orgasm, you'll enjoy it more.

10/11/20 12:13:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

When I faked an orgasm, my wife snapped and attacked me!

10/11/20 12:12:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"That's a lad sign."

10/11/20 12:07:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

"Ooh...aaah...yes, y..ess, yes. YES! Good idea."

10/11/20 12:07:12

 
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