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If you dont want to lose your sunbed when you fly off for lunch, its best to crap on it.  Thanks for the tip, Mr Gull.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 12098Dave Bryan

''If you don't want to lose your sunbed when you fly off for lunch, it's best to crap on it.''

''Thanks for the tip, Mr Gull.''

09/11/20 12:11:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

Lady, I know you've got a fish under there.

09/11/20 13:09:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32879Tony Edwards

"As far as I am concerned, every deck of the ship is the poop deck."

09/11/20 12:37:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

She can cover herself with as many blankets as she likes. I know there's fish down there somewhere.

09/11/20 12:22:23

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

What's a nice gull like you doing in a place like this?

09/11/20 17:25:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

Time away from the buoys.

09/11/20 12:14:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

The Love Island birds are not as fit this year

09/11/20 12:10:34

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"I can't let those penguins down again, I've got to go back with a chip or two!"

09/11/20 15:03:03

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

Entschuldigen, but I zink zat is my sunbed.

09/11/20 12:04:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9882Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, you haven't by any chance seen a blackbird around here have you?"

09/11/20 21:34:05

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"It was so kind of Unlucky Alf to give me his cruise ticket. He said if he went, knowing his luck, they'd probably discover a lethal virus on board, and everyone would have to quarantine for weeks. Poor old Alf. As you can see, everything's fine...hang on...important announcement by the Captain...........oh boogger!"

09/11/20 18:33:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

Vaccine side effects may vary.

09/11/20 18:00:48

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

You can always spot the German gulls.

09/11/20 16:13:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

"Hi. Name's Steven. Just to warn you, things are going to get a bit fighty and, if you see Erika Eleniak pop out of a cake topless, count it as a bonus."

09/11/20 15:42:32

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A vote for the obscurity, and reminding me of the time I saw Erika Eleniak pop out of a cake topless. --James Lennox
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9882Chris Keegan

"Hi, I'm George, you may have seen some of my movies"

09/11/20 14:36:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23345Ian Skelding

Squawkward

09/11/20 12:40:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

"Pssst. Hey lady, over here, it's me talking, the Seagull. Hi, my name is Ted and I used to be an estate agent. I was involved in a car accident and ended up being reincarnated as you see me now. Could you do me a favour and scratch the back of my neck? Thanks....HAHA. My mates just nicked your cheese toastie AND I'm not really a reincarnated estate agent. Honestly, you English tourists will fall for anything"

09/11/20 12:39:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13105Stephen Bean

"Will you be my gull friend?"

09/11/20 12:33:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9882Chris Keegan

Sorry love, I'm not saying you're fat or anything but the ship defiantly seems to be tilting since you sat down.

09/11/20 12:30:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

"I'm telling you Mr Seagull, Dave will be annoyed if he finds you on his sunbed. He's already moody because I sent him to get the drinks when he's got a broken leg"

09/11/20 12:19:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13105Stephen Bean

"I'm just waiting for your fish and chips to arrive."

09/11/20 12:12:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

The hotel wasn’t great, the seagull mistook it for a tip.

10/11/20 7:21:38

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2566Trace Sarge

See gal

09/11/20 21:37:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

"What? Can't a seagull rent a poolside seat?"

09/11/20 18:35:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2122Al Overy

"Excuse me, is this the cruise to Iceland?"

"Why, yes it is."

"Great. I need to get some prawns."

09/11/20 17:36:54

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 699Charles Gilbert

"Johnathan Livingston... and you?"

09/11/20 15:40:17

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 383Ellen Duncalf

”My name is Wolfgang and I’m from Stuttgart. You?”

09/11/20 14:57:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

The Maldives Falcon

09/11/20 13:45:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

"I asked for a cracker."

09/11/20 13:06:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32879Tony Edwards

Driving Miss Daisy..........Mad!

09/11/20 13:00:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

...I used to model for Silk Cut.

09/11/20 12:40:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12098Dave Bryan

''Darling, pass me the binoculars. I think I've just seen a black-headed gal.''

09/11/20 12:29:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7135Glyn Evans

"What celebrity status got you in the Big Brother house?""
"I was lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls"

09/11/20 12:26:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23345Ian Skelding

"Vodkarp and Orange or Fin and Tonic?"

09/11/20 12:14:49

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 828alexandra ball

Gullivers travels.

09/11/20 12:05:58

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Gull Ivor's travels ? --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13105Stephen Bean

"Can you tern away please. I'd like to get changed."

09/11/20 12:05:13

 
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