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When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead.
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Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead.

30/10/20 21:40:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

That moment when you realise you didn't want to 'Send To All'

30/10/20 20:49:28

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1264Dot Old

"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"

"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo."

30/10/20 20:00:50

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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

When you're in bed having sex with your partner and as you climaxed you shouted out PAULINE, and his name is George.

30/10/20 23:35:41

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Don't tell Ringo. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

When your hot date finds out your main hobby is captioning.

30/10/20 20:53:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

"Make it go away, PLEASE!"

"Covid?"

"The US Presidential Election."

30/10/20 20:19:39

 2
I'll second that. Hopefully it will all be done within a week of the voting. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

That face you pull when you're trying to masturbate, but can't get Kim Kardashian's arsehole out of your mind.

30/10/20 20:01:18

 1
Kanye? --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23361Ian Skelding

"I'm Dave? Damn, I thought I was Jason."

30/10/20 20:50:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

Has the lighting in your makeshift garage office got you down? Feeling depressed because you're working from home and can't go down the pub with your mates? Suffering from Zoom Fatigue? Then try our amazing new product, Shut The F*ck Up And Be Grateful You Have A Job And Your Mum's Alive.

30/10/20 20:00:20

 2
Ace. This should really be a product. :-) --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

Never store your eye drops next to your superglue.

30/10/20 20:00:09

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

"Let me see if I can get this right. Tier 2 I can go and see my mum...no wait, that's Tier 1, er, I can still go to see her, if I stay outside and, no wait, which tier is that?.. "

31/10/20 2:37:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9396The Wolf

When you're picturing your mother in law whilst shagging your wife...

30/10/20 22:39:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

"Dave, shit happens. However we do prefer it when you're in the toilet"

30/10/20 20:03:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

"Cheer up darling, now football's been cancelled again, we can watch Strictly together."

30/10/20 21:48:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

"Daddy, my class can't go to school for at least two more weeks."

30/10/20 21:29:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

"Of course I'm happy you're pregnant darling."

30/10/20 21:10:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

"Oh darling, are you having a migraine again? Anyway, as I was saying, my mother is recovering so well from her train accident, she thinks she'll be able to visit at the weekend."

30/10/20 20:58:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

"Please. No more superglue jokes."

30/10/20 20:19:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19177Troompa Loompa

constipation.me

30/10/20 20:06:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

This photo was taken before I met my wife, Anna Din.

30/10/20 20:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

"Farmer Bob, you look like you got a lot on your mind."

"Yeah, my grain."

30/10/20 20:01:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13140Stephen Bean

When your computer freezes and you get beaten to a great caption.

30/10/20 20:00:49

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John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"So this lady said, is this your dad in this picture? You were on all fours wearing ladies underwear, with a naked woman on your back holding a riding crop. Uncle Sid was also in it wearing just a giant babys nappie and taking polaroid pictures. She said there were ten photos in all and wants 200 dollars for each. The nice lady gave me $5 to give this to you and said she'll be in touch."

30/10/20 21:46:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Specsavers savers sees a surge in customers from men 'working from home' for several months.

30/10/20 21:09:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Never try the Vulcan nerve pinch on yourself!

30/10/20 20:22:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7140Glyn Evans

"If you concentrate hard enough, you can lift the water cooler out of the corner Luke. Use the force."

30/10/20 20:07:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Edvard Munch's The Screen

30/10/20 20:03:08

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

When your in full lock down, but your mate has the football game on his 60" 4K tv.

31/10/20 16:53:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

This surgery candidate is not so eager for the eyeball insertion procedure.

31/10/20 8:46:31

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

Being Katie Price's solicitor and explaining why she was bankrupt, but on a luxury holiday again was no easy call.

31/10/20 2:38:30

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

Oh this hurts so much, I don't remember eating this!!

30/10/20 22:19:55

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

This captioneer couldn't bear to read any more about superglue, but others couldn't bear to see any more cats, dogs, and yes...bears!

30/10/20 21:47:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

"Why did I have to say 'Trick'?"

30/10/20 21:32:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10540Mr Dome

I hate working at B&Q

30/10/20 21:17:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

Michael Ballack still gets a headache when someone mentions Didier Drogba.

30/10/20 20:45:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

The Drinker

30/10/20 20:12:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

"Dave, caption.me is hard, some days you'll have to accept you don't get many votes. Just ask Joe Biden"

30/10/20 20:12:28

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

Oh God, those poor Jedi younglings.

30/10/20 20:04:37

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

apply directly to the forehead...

30/10/20 20:04:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Brow beaten

30/10/20 20:02:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

"Oh FFS, Buffy, 5G doesn't cause Covid, and you're not a doctor, you're a vampire slayer."

30/10/20 20:00:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

With one last stroke of Steve's face Julie mumbled her apology for forgetting to renew the life insurance.

30/10/20 20:00:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

"Nan I know it's your deathbed but don't touch the face."

30/10/20 20:00:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

I got to come up with something

30/10/20 20:00:25

 
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