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Im normally a fan of national holidays, but this 1 is a pain in the arse.
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The Wolf Vote score: 9396The Wolf

I'm normally a fan of national holidays, but this 1 is a pain in the arse.

28/10/20 20:20:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

To be closely followed by "National Have Your Co-workers Arrested for Unwanted Sexual Contact Month".

28/10/20 20:23:22

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

This is very popular in Northern Ireland. It must be the Derry air.

28/10/20 20:11:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

What...? We need to get to the bottom of this.

28/10/20 20:04:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

I tried this and got done for 'Piece of the breech'.

28/10/20 20:10:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Local tramps take cover.

28/10/20 20:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

That explains why Trump had his followers beating up homeless people.

28/10/20 20:02:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

"Do it for the craic."

29/10/20 7:13:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Trump better stay inside that day.

29/10/20 0:37:45

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

Is that anything like punch-a-hobo day?

28/10/20 23:06:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"I can't believe they put it right before 'Collect your P45 Day'."

28/10/20 20:18:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

Proudly supported by "Solicitors of the UK Employment-Equality Malfeasance-Alliance for Liability Litigation" (SUE-EM-ALL)

28/10/20 20:03:29

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

And don't miss the inaugural Grab 'Em By The Pussy Day, proudly supported by Donald Trump (may be fired soon), Harvey Weinstein (in jail), and Jeffrey Epstein (deceased).

29/10/20 16:26:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

When I was young,this day came every week or two. My parents always helped me remember it. They would give me a gift too. They'd say things like "I'll give you a spanking you'll never forget".

29/10/20 4:40:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6259Greg Curtis

“Of ALL the crimes, this was the most hanus.”

29/10/20 1:36:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

I'm telling you, it won't twerk.

28/10/20 21:27:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

Hand reared..

28/10/20 20:19:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

Oh goody, I love playing 'Smack-a-hole.'

28/10/20 20:14:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

LISTEN HERE! I DON'T WANT ANYONE CRACKING JOKES ABOUT THIS!!!

28/10/20 20:00:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

Or as the dyslexics know it, the "loan Tina a dumb yak scam"

30/10/20 5:24:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7141Glyn Evans

"This could lead to suck-ups everywhere getting smacked in the face. They've usually got their noses rammed right up there"

29/10/20 12:01:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Rectal cocaine now available on the NHS

29/10/20 7:58:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

My horse doesn't celebrate this, it has run away, if you're reading this Jessie, I'm sorry. Be careful people.

29/10/20 7:18:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"If they think this will lift the national mood, they're grasping at drawers."

29/10/20 7:17:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

My neighbor tried to celebrate that day at his work. They took him away and we never saw him again.
He was a school teacher.

29/10/20 4:49:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6259Greg Curtis

" 'Sexual unrest' has led to large-scale gluting."

29/10/20 2:28:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Ides do it

28/10/20 23:43:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"I think I can get to grips with this."

28/10/20 22:47:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

I was sacked because of this.
For smacking someone’s bum.
Yes and no. I went to smack the managers bum and hit the deputy manager in the face. How was I to know he was kissing ass.

28/10/20 20:58:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Spankingly good idea

28/10/20 20:35:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

Harassment to be spanked once a year.

28/10/20 20:34:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Bootylicentious

28/10/20 20:29:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"Our new Columbian neighbours have been handing out little plastic bags full of white powder, tubes of vaseline and instructions to help us all participate in a 'lucrative little business adventure'."

28/10/20 20:26:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Naughty butt nice

28/10/20 20:16:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

I might hang out for "International Rub a Knob Day".

28/10/20 20:09:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Unfortunately Mrs Barker is taking the day off so can't join us, apparently she's got piles to sort out at home.

28/10/20 20:05:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

Butt I thought that had been banned as it reached rock bottom.

28/10/20 20:05:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

"How about you just kiss it instead?"

28/10/20 20:05:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

What a cheek!

28/10/20 20:02:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

Remarkable that they have a day for kissing ass.

28/10/20 20:02:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

There's novel, I've been smacking bum days since March!

28/10/20 20:01:25

 
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