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Across the street, construction of Trumps wall continues, whilst Mexicans enjoy the irony that it keeps out the disease-ridden Americans.
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

Across the street, construction of Trump's wall continues, whilst Mexicans enjoy the irony that it keeps out the disease-ridden Americans.

28/10/20 16:07:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1857Karen Oakenfull

".......and then I shot him."

28/10/20 8:37:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"He was so excited about his stag do."

"Of course, he didn't know the lads had let me choose the stripper."

28/10/20 8:30:25

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5260Chris Halliwell

These vibrating benches might just catch on you know.

28/10/20 8:20:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

"Ha ha, did your pants get ripped shagging some idiot on the carpet?"

"Ha ha, yes, your husband is a big fan of doggystyle."

Beer. It makes everything funny.

28/10/20 9:28:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"How's your ex doing?"
"He tried to run a marathon in a mankini."
"How did that go?"
"He collapsed after 500 yards and had to be resuscitated by a Chinese man."
"Well he deserved it, the two timing b*stard."
"That's not the worst of it. Someone took his photo and put it on a caption site…"

28/10/20 8:38:05

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

"And apparently it's coming from China, and this pillock on the news said, in two months time the whole country will be in lockdown....And we'll all have to walk round in masks...Idiot."

28/10/20 8:04:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Have you got Corona?
No, It's Coors Light

28/10/20 8:17:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"You should've seen his face when I told him we were going to have some nice days out together and he wasn't allowed to do any captions."

28/10/20 8:17:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

He said, 'But love, I can't do the food shopping, I haven't got a mask.'

So I cut a piece out of my leggings and said, 'Here you are, use that and don't forget to buy plenty of beer.'

28/10/20 8:05:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"Of course, I can't remember the whole caption but it was 'something, something Gulliver'. I don't know how they do it!"

28/10/20 8:02:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

Beer giggles

28/10/20 8:01:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

The ladies hadn't noticed the mushroom cloud forming in the distance.

28/10/20 9:37:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

Look at them laughing, women don’t understand serious drinking.

28/10/20 21:03:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Steve and Barry were delighted with the transformation and continue to enjoy a pint together.

28/10/20 8:26:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"A pumpkin for a babysitter! Aren't you afraid he'll get bored Julie?"

"Oh no, we leave an iPod inside it playing nursery rhymes."

28/10/20 8:25:50

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Reports suggest some may find it hard to return back to the office following months of 'working from home'

28/10/20 8:19:42

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

Laugh it up you cow but your husband has emptied the bank account and booked tickets and we're for Reno.

28/10/20 9:41:18

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1857Karen Oakenfull

".....and just when I thought what else could go wrong, the waiter served Giles the wrong caviar!"

" Oh Lettice, you are simply hilarious.."


*Tena Lady....Go on..Piss yourself*

28/10/20 9:18:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

"I super glued your hair to your bra."
"I pissed in your beer."

28/10/20 8:51:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

If she only knew how much I hate her

28/10/20 8:06:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Wenches on Benches

28/10/20 13:53:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"We were actually in bed together when the cheeky bugger asked me if I've got aids. I told him of course, I haven't."
"So, you didn't mention your herpes?"
"Not after that remark."

28/10/20 13:26:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6259Greg Curtis

“You know you’re super...”

“...a superSPREADER ha ha ha.”

28/10/20 10:13:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Hooray Henriettas

28/10/20 10:01:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

"My orthodontist is so great. My upper teeth are perfectly aligned."
"Oh yeah? Look at mine, they're even better."

28/10/20 8:45:08

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 394Ellen Duncalf

”Isn’t it great that all them awful British tourists can’t come this year. It’s a refreshing change not to have to step over their comotose bodies to get to the bar?”

28/10/20 8:17:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7141Glyn Evans

"As President, I for one propose a toast - to the future of the Temperance Movement"

28/10/20 8:17:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Blind date

28/10/20 8:12:21

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

take it kneesy sister..

28/10/20 8:11:19

 
Molly R Vote score: 2279Molly R

Steady on, girls - I just said "Smile, please".

28/10/20 8:05:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Ripping Yarns

28/10/20 8:03:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

"And then, they all stood around in kilts & began to have a measuring contest."

28/10/20 8:01:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Pat & Ella enjoying a spot of sunshine.

28/10/20 8:00:21

 
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