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It was nice for a minute, but the rest of the jerking up and down was just Dave trying to get his beard out of the zip.
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4102Crunchy Chords

It was nice for a minute, but the rest of the jerking up and down was just Dave trying to get his beard out of the zip.

Sun 20:00:13

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Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

They need to get off.

Sun 20:00:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

There should be a blanket ban on this sort of thing.

Sun 20:56:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

When the guard came he gave her a right mouthful

Sun 20:08:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8795The Wolf

It doesn't matter where you are, making your wife smell one of your farts just isn't the same without a duvet.

Sun 20:00:17

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Growing up in East London I knew this as a Dutch oven. Any other names from different regions? --Mark England

She gave an out of this world blow job but no one wanted to be seen with Tina from Doncaster.
Nod, nod, nod, nod.

Mon 7:09:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4681Lucky Elperro

Are we there yet?

Sun 20:32:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

"Er excuse me, there's a sign there which says 'PLEASE KEEP YOUR FEET OFF THE SEATS'!"

Sun 20:12:03

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Nothing worse than bumping into your parents on a night out.

Sun 20:08:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 216Ellen Duncalf

There’s always one who will take the compulsory face covering to the extreme.

Sun 20:01:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9477Chris Keegan

When I asked for single to Cockfosters....

Sun 23:30:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23090Ian Skelding

"I've been draped."

Sun 20:13:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11820Dave Bryan

''This is a Merseyrail passenger announcement: Will all travellers please have their tickets and passes ready for inspection.''

Sun 20:01:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8795The Wolf

If the people in the carriage are sickened by me getting a blowjob, imagine what they'd think if they knew she'd died 5 minutes ago.

Sun 20:00:56

 

Yes, Boris does still travel on the Tube, but only under a tight blanket of security.

Mon 15:14:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20949John Glover

"Oh Colin, I haven't seen you for nine weeks and you're still wearing the same underpants."

Sun 22:42:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8795The Wolf

Well, call me old Mr compassionate, but I'll always help out a homeless person with 50p for a cuppa...but ONLY if they're grateful...

Sun 20:00:33

 

A pleasure ride

Mon 9:23:57

 

They wanted to keep it covidential.

Mon 7:10:20

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2228Guideaux .

South Bruisedlip.

Mon 6:55:52

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2228Guideaux .

She went on to arse-and-all.

Mon 6:52:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2765Scrijjy Doo

Heading Downtown

Mon 5:37:39

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 661Charles Gilbert

"Look. We agreed to flip a coin..."

Sun 23:29:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12306Stephen Bean

Confessions of an Anon

Sun 22:47:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

"Do not stand beyond the yellow line, you may get sucked off."

Sun 22:19:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Michael Portillo confirms the Bradshaw Guide rumours for Essex.

Sun 21:19:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10281Mr Dome

This position is known as 'The Shetland Pony'

Sun 20:43:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8795The Wolf

"Tickets please"

"Oh you've got to be joking. Listen mate, they're in my bag in the overhead storage, can you help yourself?"

Sun 20:27:20

 
stone face Vote score: 8199stone face

"Sorry love, due to covid...No spitting."

Sun 20:22:47

 
stone face Vote score: 8199stone face

"Can I offer you a blow job?"

"Will it affect my dole."

Sun 20:22:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7122Hercules Rockefeller

Pubic Transportation

Sun 20:17:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

The fare sex

Sun 20:17:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2765Scrijjy Doo

Box Car

Sun 20:15:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6994Glyn Evans

Isn't that sweet? - You can tell when accountants are in love when they share their blanky.

Sun 20:12:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2765Scrijjy Doo

BJ on the Orient Express

Sun 20:11:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Virgin Trains

Sun 20:10:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8795The Wolf

The morning Cummute

Sun 20:10:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Carriage Cock

Sun 20:10:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1630Al Overy

Next stop Cockfosters

Sun 20:07:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23090Ian Skelding

Towel Hill

Sun 20:07:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 17417Mark England

*Mind the clap. Stand clear of the whores please*

Sun 20:03:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7122Hercules Rockefeller

"I'll have what sheet's having."

Sun 20:03:12

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 216Ellen Duncalf

Sleeper train.

Sun 20:01:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23090Ian Skelding

Mind the Chap

Sun 20:01:15

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 216Ellen Duncalf

Passengers who have visual impairment are advised to travel British Braille.

Sun 20:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12306Stephen Bean

They're carrying out a glandestine operation.

Sun 20:00:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12306Stephen Bean

Travelling incocknito

Sun 20:00:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12306Stephen Bean

Undercover cop a feel

Sun 20:00:06

 
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