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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13376Vanessa the Guesser

Patient: "Doc, I'm in pain."
Doctor: "Show me where it's tender."

12/10/20 19:01:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

Change comes from within.

12/10/20 21:25:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 2190Molly R

"Think I'm made of money?"

12/10/20 19:00:26

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But none of it works in the parking meter. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Steve has a heart of gold.

12/10/20 19:00:28

 1
You can't beat that. --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

"I've put on a few pounds"

12/10/20 19:17:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

“Excuse me, do you have any spare change on you?”

12/10/20 19:00:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

7.55pm, October 12th, 2020, and I've hit hard times. The latest Government restrictions and support packages mean I'm short of money to pay the bills by £50. There's nothing else I can do, I'll have to copy and paste 'Treasure Chest'. Surely I'll be the only one, the rest of them will be having sex...

12/10/20 21:13:30

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Synchronized sex? - That's impressive. It's almost like the orgasm tally scene from Amelie... :-) --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

Dave always has a tough time getting through airport security.

12/10/20 19:28:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

“Blimey Dave, you’ve lost a few pounds since I last saw you”

12/10/20 19:00:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

A chest full of dollars

12/10/20 19:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

Treasure chest

12/10/20 19:00:04

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Chest in time! --Al Overy
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"Au, that's an impressive sixty-pack!"

12/10/20 22:16:08

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Nudismatist

12/10/20 20:02:27

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 749alexandra ball

He likes to keep abreast of his finances.

12/10/20 19:47:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

Pieces I ate

12/10/20 19:32:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

The Full Minty

12/10/20 19:16:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

Johnny Cash

12/10/20 19:00:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13376Vanessa the Guesser

Treasure chest

12/10/20 19:00:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Treasure Chest

12/10/20 19:00:04

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"This week I have been mostly eating...Krugerrands!"

13/10/20 0:20:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

Dave reckons it's a good way to attract a high rate of interest

12/10/20 20:06:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

"Don't be silly, Dave. Your shirt'll get covered in chocolate."

12/10/20 19:17:22

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"You told me to change my vest"

12/10/20 19:08:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

Buck Rogers

12/10/20 19:05:51

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 266Ellen Duncalf

Kev always keeps abreast of his bank balance.

12/10/20 19:04:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

The Six Million Dollar Man

12/10/20 19:01:45

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 266Ellen Duncalf

I love it when a man flexes his financial muscles.

12/10/20 19:01:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Ok Michael Phelps, stop showing off

12/10/20 19:00:35

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Personal finance

13/10/20 15:13:04

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"Have you ever seen anything like this before, Doctor?"

"Yes, one of my private patients, a Mr Beckham, has a similar condition on another part of his body."

13/10/20 14:34:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6175C CaMel

Invest

13/10/20 5:47:16

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 705Generic RedHead

Bullionhair

13/10/20 3:14:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4702Lucky Elperro

Swallowing the coins wasn't too bad, but where he hid the bullion made his eyes water.

13/10/20 2:28:03

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1758Karen Oakenfull

They’ve found Medallion Man alive and well, aged 97, running a disco in Spain!

13/10/20 2:23:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10314Mr Dome

One of the three tenners

13/10/20 0:42:35

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"You exshpect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No, I expect you to look and see if there's more under my fly, Mr Bond!"

12/10/20 23:31:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

You should see his c-ock of gold.

12/10/20 23:18:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

He has been edited. His change has been saved.

12/10/20 22:48:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10314Mr Dome

Nice investment

12/10/20 22:30:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

Putting on Pounds

12/10/20 22:05:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9566Chris Keegan

"Thank god! I thought you were a copper!"

12/10/20 20:45:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9566Chris Keegan

Masculine arms, but I think he's on the change.

12/10/20 20:44:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Terry's All Gold

12/10/20 20:20:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

"Show me the money."

12/10/20 20:12:25

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Titcoins!

12/10/20 20:08:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Money laundering

12/10/20 20:01:38

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Steve was getting changed

12/10/20 20:00:33

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

He's actually worth buttons

12/10/20 19:56:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

Bob made his fortune as an ostrich impersonator, although he found it quite hard to swallow.

12/10/20 19:55:06

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

I will avoid a caption about the coins under his shirt and point to the fact that his left arm looks like he has a chimpanzee in a head lock.

12/10/20 19:54:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

Ha, ha, they thought I sold it all, thought Gordon Brown.

12/10/20 19:47:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21003John Glover

"It's bullet proof, inflation proof, but best of all it's wife proof."

12/10/20 19:43:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

Where there's stomach there's brass.

12/10/20 19:42:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21003John Glover

"Ah, the missing dollars. There's something I really need to get off my chest."

12/10/20 19:37:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Mike Pence

12/10/20 19:37:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

"You're a bully Ian."

12/10/20 19:34:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

"I always thought he was a stuffed shirt"

12/10/20 19:34:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

I cents there's something wrong here...

12/10/20 19:31:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

Thrupenny bits

12/10/20 19:27:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

It won't be in there for long. His girlfriend's a gold digger.

12/10/20 19:26:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

"When I think of you my heart pounds."

12/10/20 19:20:39

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Just realized - "will change" could be a way of saying "my money". --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

"I see Tom's off out on the pull tonight."

12/10/20 19:18:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

Pecsavers

12/10/20 19:16:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

Dave gets invited to lots of parties.

He provides dou-bloons.

12/10/20 19:12:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13376Vanessa the Guesser

"Oooh, cheque him out!"

12/10/20 19:10:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

"Come on, Dave, you put those wishes back in that fountain right now!"

12/10/20 19:09:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Cash in the hip

12/10/20 19:08:38

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

The Incredible Bulk Cash

12/10/20 19:07:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Metal Mickey

12/10/20 19:06:36

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

But nobody actually knew just how many of them were in circulation

12/10/20 19:03:05

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

He also had a financial support

12/10/20 19:01:48

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

William was more commonly known as One Dollar Bill

12/10/20 19:01:17

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

He's minted

12/10/20 19:00:50

 
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