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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

For those who don't want to know what happens, tern away now

07/10/20 19:25:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

This week on 'Crimes of passion', Julie mixes Crab paste into Dave's shampoo after private investigators reveal he's been having an affair with his secretary.

07/10/20 19:19:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

Dave really regretted being the first to buy fish and chips at the end of lockdown.

07/10/20 19:00:08

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

♪Feed the birds..tuppence a bag..tuppence, tuppe..'ARGGGHHHHH♪

07/10/20 20:25:11

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

This would make a brilliant film. Oh wait...

07/10/20 19:02:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

Moments later he was skua-d to death.

07/10/20 22:33:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Superglue. It's not always funny, but it definitely is when combined with breadcrumbs and your mother in law...

07/10/20 19:00:25

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Gulls' night out

08/10/20 7:23:08

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Paul held on to his Greggs sausage roll for dear life.

07/10/20 20:55:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

The Feeding of the 5000

07/10/20 19:09:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

"What the flock?!"

07/10/20 19:00:10

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"Are you sure you want to eat your sandwich out there, Unlucky Alf?"

"Aye, but knowing my luck t'birds'll probably steal me sandwich and then shit on me...oh boogger!"

08/10/20 0:57:33

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1768Karen Oakenfull

The photographer was thrilled with this perfectly timed photo and immediately posted it on Flikr for the Caption.Me website. He would have taken more but the bastard things flew off with his camera. Then came back to try and steal his bike.

07/10/20 22:37:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Never mind her. It’s eat out to help out again at Maccy D’s tonight, come on lads.

07/10/20 20:44:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7014Glyn Evans

"Fly my pretties! Fly! Fly!" Almira, the Wicked Witch of the West found that the Flying Monkey development animal testing program had been a startling success, except for the first few batches that had fallen to their deaths from the castle walls on take off.

07/10/20 19:23:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Dave always was popular with The Birds.

07/10/20 19:21:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

In flight entertainment.

07/10/20 19:09:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

My early days as a shepherd were hampered by my confusion over what sort of flock I should be watching.

07/10/20 19:01:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

On a wing and a prayer, give us this day, our daily bread.

07/10/20 22:30:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

Birds of a feather flock to Heather.

07/10/20 21:38:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

Bloody hell, looks like there's a storm coming. 5, 4 , 3 , 2 ... (you'll have to be of an age)

07/10/20 19:53:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

♪WHO LET THE BIRDS OUT!♪

07/10/20 19:47:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

Charles knew he was getting closer to where he had stashed his underwear while skinny dipping.

07/10/20 19:46:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"Ok son, so a bird pinched your new hat, will you point it out to me?"

07/10/20 19:26:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"This just in. A man has been sh*t on by a thousand birds in Brighton. Authorities are yet to confirm the identity of the man, although everyone's first guess is that it's probably Russell Brand"

07/10/20 19:26:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Have you seen those unfeasibly large tits?

07/10/20 19:23:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Fly fishing

07/10/20 19:22:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

"MINE...! SOD OFF, THE LOT OF YERS."

07/10/20 19:14:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh Goodie, here comes Bill Oddie."

07/10/20 19:13:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Covered in so much poo, he was made into a statue, and well, you can guess the rest.

07/10/20 19:10:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

The Sky at Flight

07/10/20 19:10:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"...and what were the chances of them all having diarrhoea? Honestly, I looked like a bloody painter and decorator by the time I got home. Oh well, at least I won the lottery the next day"

07/10/20 19:09:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

They picked his bones clean.

07/10/20 19:07:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Hey. One at a time. This slice of bread is for everyone.

07/10/20 19:04:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

I think I remember my parents having flock wallpaper.

07/10/20 19:01:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

🎵 "And I ran... I ran so far away" 🎵

07/10/20 19:00:31

 
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