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It makes a change from watching repeats of Porridge.
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

It makes a change from watching repeats of Porridge.

08/10/20 11:23:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"Coming up after the break, 'Britain's Hairiest Women'..."

"Ok Son, time for bed, Daddy's programme is about to start"

08/10/20 11:48:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"I think I heard Mum say that it was invented by John Logie Bear".

08/10/20 15:57:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9599Chris Keegan

"I prefer Father Ted"
- "Thanks son."

08/10/20 11:38:24

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I prefer Father Dougal. ;) --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"I remember the days when we had furniture to sit on."

"Yeh, before that bitch Goldilocks broke it all."

08/10/20 11:01:04

 
stone face Vote score: 8288stone face

"Where's daddy bear, mum?"

"He's just in the bedroom eating Goldilocks."

08/10/20 11:21:26

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Eating Goldilocks. Would that be... Au-ral sex? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“…and now a rundown of the news with me, Ted Turner. In celebrity news there’s been outrage this evening after Dani Behr flashed her bare bum and took a pooh at Paddington Station. Witnessing the event, Bear Grylls said it was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen on his adventures and it came completely out of the Baloo. In sport, Teddy Sheringham accepts the job as England Manager and the Chicago Bears have won the Superbowl. Politics has been explosive tonight after Rupert Murdoch’s news empire accused Boris Johnson of bungling the Covid crisis and making lotso mistakes. In the weather, I know it’s raining and we said earlier that it would be sunny but our weather presenter made a boo boo, sorry. Now we can go live to Children in Need…”

08/10/20 11:02:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

And to think they complain about us shitting in the woods, when they put this much shit on telly.

08/10/20 20:12:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

TV GOLDilocks

08/10/20 11:34:30

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Movie night has never been the same for these guys after watching their Great Uncle Bertie being blown to bits by a bazooka on a recent resurfacing of ”Grizzly” on Netflix.

08/10/20 11:25:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''This porridge is too cold.''

''Don't they teach you girls anything at school? Heat it up in a pan.''

08/10/20 11:13:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

Stare Bears

08/10/20 11:03:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Wow. That wallpaper is a bit overbearing.

08/10/20 11:00:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

"I don't like the one on the left."
"I don't like the one on the right."
"But the one in the middle is just right!"

08/10/20 11:00:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

ContenTed.

08/10/20 11:00:07

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 309Fozzgog B.

Its hard to sit back and enjoy your favourite programme with a grizzly kid hanging around

08/10/20 20:51:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

-"Can we have some Charmin toilet paper in our lav like in that advert, Dad?"
-"You need to toughen up, son. Have I ever told you what we did when I was your age?"

08/10/20 15:18:40

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"Dad, doesn't it say something about this telly that Goldilocks didn't even bother turning it on?"

08/10/20 14:35:49

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

The forebears

08/10/20 13:07:50

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Saturday nights just wouldn’t be the same for the teddy boys without some bopping and popping to their favourite programme ” Ready Steady Go”

08/10/20 12:29:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Teddy Addicts

08/10/20 12:20:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Meanwhile, in Sibearia....

08/10/20 11:49:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

- Can we take the pictures down?
- Why?
- I don't like staring at bear walls

08/10/20 11:45:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Your dinner is ready, Baby Bear.''
''Can you get me something sweet to go with it?''
''Do you think I'm made of honey?''

08/10/20 11:41:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I can't believe it, son. Three different channels and there's nothing worth watching.''

08/10/20 11:37:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

"I want to change to décor. Not enough bears"

08/10/20 11:36:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6447James Lennox

"Mama, can we get a colour TV? This one makes everybody look like pandas."

08/10/20 11:33:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6447James Lennox

Baby bear never got to watch the sports channel after Papa ran off with that little blonde bimbo.

08/10/20 11:29:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

Now the horoscopes for today, What's ursine?

08/10/20 11:05:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"Did you get these floorboards from the woods?"

"Yes, we thought it'd be nice for a sitting room to double as a sh-tting room."

08/10/20 11:02:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

Bear necessities

08/10/20 11:02:22

 
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