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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Don't come running to me, if you fall off.''

04/10/20 19:35:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Fall! Fall! Fall!''

''That's nice, his classmates have come to watch him.''

04/10/20 19:24:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“Hi, is that Emma? It’s Mrs Jones from the Nursery School. I’m just calling to see how you’re getting on with home-schooling…”

04/10/20 19:00:28

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

A well balanced child.

04/10/20 19:04:02

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Acrobrat

04/10/20 19:51:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"...AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE STOPPED SH*TTING YOURSELF"

04/10/20 19:21:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

"Daphne, I really think it's time we cut that umbilical cord"

04/10/20 19:20:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

"Stop! Okay, my lamb, come back to Mummy. We'll try it again, and this time don't drop the chainsaws."

04/10/20 19:07:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

I'm telling you, if that child steps out on line one more time....

04/10/20 22:33:52

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

High achiever

04/10/20 19:30:27

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Someone better phone child line.

04/10/20 19:25:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"...and the Judge said that I could only have him every second Saturday. Can you believe that?"

04/10/20 19:25:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Don't worry, his dad's on the pavement ready to catch him.''

04/10/20 19:08:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

He grew up to be a linesman for the county.

05/10/20 16:19:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"Damn, little David's escaped again."
"How did he get out of those handcuffs, from inside that multi padlocked chest stuck right in that boarded up attic?"
"Dunno, I suppose we'll have to get a babysitter."

04/10/20 19:45:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''He's forgotten the juggling balls again.''

04/10/20 19:12:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

This week on ‘Britain’s Worst Parents’, Charlie’s Mum allows him to walk on a line hundreds of metres in the air, in winter without a coat on…

04/10/20 19:00:49

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Peppa Pig is so yesterday. This is much more like it.

04/10/20 19:00:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“Oh my god Dave, don’t let Lewis do that, we might lose our child benefit”

04/10/20 19:00:14

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

Don't come running to me if you break your leg.

05/10/20 14:17:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Daycare need not cost a lot.

05/10/20 3:09:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

He is a high performing child

04/10/20 19:21:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Get down Gulliver Jnr ffs

04/10/20 19:21:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

It's the only way he's going to learn.

04/10/20 19:17:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"Get ready Ole, you're next."

04/10/20 19:08:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

High five year old

04/10/20 19:02:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

"What the hell, Mary? I said you should keep him on a tight leash."

04/10/20 19:01:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

Tykerope

04/10/20 19:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

Tykerope walker

04/10/20 19:00:07

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Jason could not afford the pole tax.

05/10/20 17:10:46

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"You were supposed to send him an email. NOT a cable".

05/10/20 11:13:42

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Acrobratics

05/10/20 9:27:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Darn! I shouldn't have told him to fetch my slippers.

05/10/20 8:21:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

"I don't like this Mummy."

"Stop complaining darling, you know this is the quickest way to your next chimney."

05/10/20 6:41:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6217Greg Curtis

“My parents loved me, I mean, they encouraged me to DO things...”

04/10/20 21:59:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

The Son Also Crashes

04/10/20 21:22:47

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"Tightrope walking across to the Flatiron Building would be difficult enough without some Photoshopper cutting off my right foot!"

04/10/20 21:13:28

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Better hop you can make it. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

I'm no archer but his bow is way too big.

04/10/20 20:27:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

How many kids does Karyn have? One less now, I gather.

04/10/20 20:05:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

The hard part is sticking the landing after a double backflip. Yet most people only mess it up once.

04/10/20 20:00:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

"That's the washing done, now for the Flatiron."

04/10/20 19:59:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7014Glyn Evans

Philippe Petit

04/10/20 19:35:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Rich kids can even have a scale model of New York to tightrope walk.

04/10/20 19:29:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"He's dropped the pole."
"He can't do that, he's Bayern's top goal scorer."

04/10/20 19:28:41

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

On the straight and narrow.

04/10/20 19:27:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

"Darling! For God's sake's how many times have I said take the washing line down when it's not being used....and where is James?"

04/10/20 19:25:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Get down Gulliver Jnr ffs

04/10/20 19:21:19

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

The health visitor was very impressed with Finley’s hand/eye co-ordination at his 18 month check up.

04/10/20 19:04:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"Maybe we should've gone to those Antenatal classes..."

04/10/20 19:03:59

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Physical Education has progressed since our star jumps in the 70’s.

04/10/20 19:02:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

The funambulance is on standby.

04/10/20 19:00:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

Funam-boy-lism

04/10/20 19:00:36

 
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