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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

The Big Apple

06/10/20 11:00:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"Is it 4K?"

"Yeah, it will be by the time I've paid the interest"

06/10/20 11:10:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

The worst part is getting it in your pocket.

06/10/20 12:46:40

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Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

I always seem to sit behind this guy in the cinema.

06/10/20 11:25:17

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Cinema? I think I remember that. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

Dom Joly finally gets an upgrade

06/10/20 11:04:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

"Hmmm... I'm nearly halfway through these after noon captions and none are like mine. I haven't mentioned Gulliver, super glue, cats, bicycles, how will I recognize you, mannequins, anon or narcolepsy. I think it's safe to post now without fear of duplicating someone else's caption. My 'Pay as you grow' caption is so funny. Everyone will love it and it will get lots of votes."

06/10/20 16:06:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

Gulliver brought back a souvenir from Broadbandingnag

06/10/20 14:25:56

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

For one of these, you need deep pockets.

06/10/20 11:00:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

WARNING. This device should NOT be used to watch Good Morning Britain or videos on Pornhub. Nobody should have to see a penis that big.

06/10/20 11:00:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Dave reckons he has a 45 inch tablet. Personally I find that hard to swallow

06/10/20 18:08:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

One way to avoid being caught out by the small print in a phone contract.

06/10/20 11:01:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“Nice tablet, Dave. Huawei?”

“Yeah, it’s great, and we’re fine thanks. How are you?”

06/10/20 11:01:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

The worst thing is the cost of replacing the screen when I drop it.

06/10/20 11:00:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

I’ve always wanted to hack into Gulliver’s phone

06/10/20 11:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

I swiped left and broke my arm.

06/10/20 16:00:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Only problem, it works on a truck battery.

06/10/20 12:45:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

Should've gone to Specsavers

06/10/20 11:52:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"Who do you think you are? Moses?. Here's a commandment for you...get back to work"

06/10/20 11:13:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

"For my kleptomania I take one large tablet every morning."

06/10/20 11:03:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Three fingered aliens have been spotted using giant mobile phones on the Island of Fiji. Despite having no thumbs, they can still text at lightening speed and one of them is captured here accepting intergalactic friend requests on Facebook.

06/10/20 11:03:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Doctor, I have an unhealthy obsession with giant iPhones.''

''Don't worry, just take these tablets.''

06/10/20 11:01:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

Pay as you grow

06/10/20 11:00:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

He had to keep a strong vertical hold on it.

07/10/20 6:22:49

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 83Anthony Smith

"I like the fact that the screen is tiltable".

06/10/20 17:41:34

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Pad infinitum

06/10/20 16:09:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6217Greg Curtis

Big Tech

06/10/20 15:33:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

How will I recognise you?

06/10/20 13:41:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

How to Spot a Small Penis

06/10/20 12:48:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Windows

06/10/20 12:47:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Bet he drives a Porsche too

06/10/20 12:15:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Mr Big

06/10/20 11:54:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

In this weather you need a big Mac.

06/10/20 11:31:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

It's part of his light therapy treatment for seasonal affective disorder.

06/10/20 11:25:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

"Say hello to my little friend."

06/10/20 11:16:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Taking an Elfie

06/10/20 11:13:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Man-size matters

06/10/20 11:12:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

I only asked for bigger print!!

06/10/20 11:09:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9597Chris Keegan

Dave didn't have to worry about reading texts on a galaxy far, far away.

06/10/20 11:07:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

Boosted Mobile

06/10/20 11:05:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9597Chris Keegan

Chris was searching the net for trousers with oversized pockets for his new mobile

06/10/20 11:00:33

 
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