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Thats very reasonable Mr Lecter. Whats for breakfast?
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Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

That's very reasonable Mr Lecter. What's for breakfast?

05/10/20 7:40:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"Your room will be ready in a few minutes Sir. We just need a bit longer to remove the body and clean up the mess."

05/10/20 7:21:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

"Room service? Send up a larger room." -Groucho Marx

05/10/20 7:42:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"At the Bates Motel we also pride ourselves on the quality of our showers."

05/10/20 7:00:28

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I hear their blood baths are great too. --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

'Though the price was quite dear, Jane hoped this romantic America holiday would be just what Mr Rochester needed to forget the horrors of Thornfield.'

-Eyre B&B

05/10/20 7:00:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

Sheets $100
Door $200
Lights $50
Cold Water $40
Hot Water $80

05/10/20 14:14:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

And the bedbugs come free!

05/10/20 14:09:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"Good morning Sir, checking out? Ok, so you stayed just the one night, oh, and you had a can of Coke from the minibar. That's a hundred dollars then please"

05/10/20 9:55:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"Of course you'll be sharing a room with Mr Trump."

05/10/20 9:05:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

You must maintain a sense of humour if you work in the morgue.

05/10/20 7:40:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I wouldn't be seen dead in there.''

''It's funny you should say that.......''

05/10/20 7:34:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Let's try across the road, darling. We might find somewhere a bit cheaper.''

05/10/20 7:20:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"No Sir, I'm sure the review is wrong about the illegal organ harvesting."

05/10/20 7:16:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

"I've had to drop my prices since I developed this nasty cough."

05/10/20 7:13:57

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"That's actually a special room rate for the rich suckers...er premier guests who pledge to spend at least $10,000 a night in the Trump Casino."

05/10/20 17:12:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

We haven’t had any visitors for along time. That’s two dollars.
No no we only accept silver dollars.

05/10/20 16:18:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

£2.00! In my day you could get that, the cinema, bus fare and still have change in your pocket. Shut out grandad McFly

05/10/20 14:20:18

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

Sleep out to help out.

05/10/20 9:52:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

A Room with a Phew

05/10/20 8:36:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Did we forget to mention "Bed and Breakfast" are the same thing? You must eat your bedding to get the $2.00 deal.

05/10/20 8:19:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

The Dorchester Hotel, Glasgow.

05/10/20 7:38:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

"That's too rich for my blood. How much would it cost for just the breakfast?"

05/10/20 7:01:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

"Sir, why are you complaining? We gave you a bed, it did break fast, and at no point did we mention food. What do you want for two dollars?"

05/10/20 7:00:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

Under same ownership since 1879.

05/10/20 7:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

If you stay at a Trump Hotel definitely read the fine print.

05/10/20 14:27:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

It's so cheap because you have to take them to go.

05/10/20 14:08:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Finally, a place that serves breakfast at night.

05/10/20 8:35:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Bed is two dollars and after you eight breakfast it adds up to ten dollars.

05/10/20 8:31:36

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"You give me $2.00 and I'll give you what four." --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

If Ryanair did B and B's:
Tariff: pillow $1 blanket $2 hot water $4 use of cupboards and draws $5 cooked breakfast $10

05/10/20 8:26:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Pube topping on both as standard.

05/10/20 8:09:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4565Stu Dent

They can only achieve this rate by cooking the books.

05/10/20 7:47:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

"That's too much. I would like the special discount please..."

05/10/20 7:29:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9599Chris Keegan

Things used to be tough before internet dating.

05/10/20 7:24:22

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

"Cletus, you didn't add 'fur bacun' at the end of arr motel sign you dipshit'

05/10/20 7:14:21

 
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